Editing the podcast

Evening from Los Dangles!

So far today, I have been quickly sorting out eBay, my personal one this time (Paypal and all that!) then spent most of the day editing the podcast…. it has taken ages and have about 3o mins done (of 2 hours!!)then  after that I have to add credits and titles!!! Hopefully will be up on Friday…

Meanwhile, just having dinner with Kylie, she is watching porn!

SO i am gonna continue editing, therefore we will have to speak later, before I go, here’s couple of bits of advice me and Kylie were discussing earlier about keeping love alive….

1. Piss on each other in the shower

2. Email each other your HIV results

Hope it helps!


I know, I know…part 10 (working on it!)

I have been delving in and out of part 10 (they don’t take 2 minutes you know) and am pleased to say I will have it done at some point… err soon!

Meanwhile, today is catch up day (side note, me & Kylie opened our first joint bank account on Saturday… look how grown up I am!!) So I have been sat infront of a computer all day being busy!!!

So a story to entertain you:

Many years ago whilst running a nightclub in the North East of England, a young & attractive woman came upto me and said ”Andy, what is your opinion on fellatio?” I looked shocked and somewhat dismayed and then said ”but my dear I do not know what falatio is!” ….so she showed me!

Therefore, since that day whenever a young & attractive woman asks me ”Andy, whats your opinion on fallatio?” I always say the same thing…. ”but my dear I do not know what fallatio is!”

(thats as good as it gets today!)


Sunday Sunday ….

Hello from a relaxed and chilled out Sunday morning in LA!

Last night was Iron man 2 at the Arclight in Hollywood, what a great cinema… really cool! The film was awesome (cant believe I waited so fucking long to see it) Kylie sat for 2 hours drooling over Robert Downey Junior but she looked so fucking hot I let her off!

Then we tried to find Crepes afterwards & failed so we headed down to Mels drive in (from American Graffiti) where I experienced Meatloaf for the first time…. and Loved it!

We got back hoem around 1ish, cuddled up bed and surprize surprize I fell asleep! Anyway, we are currently sat in bed house hunting and planning the day, Kylie has lots of website stuff to do & at some stage I need to get groceries……

Will start to look at part 10 today & try and get some stuff up….

Back soon


It’s Saturday in LA

Hi everyone,

Last night on the radio was fun, it ended up being a 4way with me, Kylie, Derrick & Kayme… we were discussing allsorts, loads of people rang in, it was a blast! (seriously an amazing show, Kylie is so fucking good on radio)

Anyway, we went for noodles afterwards and then headed home, Kylie ”did stuff” to me… she has this way of finding parts of my body that I didn’ tknow existed and just fucking with them, my first tweet this morning was simply  WOW!! (how is it possible to fall deeper in love every fucking day!!)

On todays agenda, we are off to open our first bank account (the paperwork is in, we are now officially ‘the Appletons’) and she needs a test doing…..

Last point,  Amber wants us to go swing dancing tonight… me …. dancing…. that would be more funny than fun! but haven’t seen her i ages so we shall see…

That’s all so far today, keep on keepin on, speak soon


Friday update….

Hi everybody…

Just a quick Friday update,  I am currently at Playboy radio (as always on a Friday) with Kylie & Derrick, but before we set off, we decided to adventure down into the dungeon (to fuck!) as Naughty America were busy filming in our bedroom (see previous tweet) …

Anyway, we were fucking away in the dungeon and lost track of time, long story short, we got caught by the Naughty America crew, it was fucking genius… at the time of being discovered I had 2 dildos PLUS me in her! I just wish I had a camera!!

Just thought I’d share that…..


PS Note to self: always have a camera!

Strange happenings in my bedroom…

So Naughty America are at the Warehouse today… they are currently in our bedroom & office filming sex scenes, the surreal life continues…..

Apart from that its just another day in the life, the plan for today is posting stuff, collecting stuff & organising stuff, you know basic kinda stuff!

Will keep you all updated as the day progresses….


PS I keep waking Kylie up early by accident (well mostly by accident) in the morning… she gets grumpy!

Quick update on stuff…

Well part 9 took me ages!!!

I also didn’t upload all the photos I had (some kind of bitmap issue!)… apart from that we had quite a relaxing day, Kylie sorted out her mums laptop, driving license & other menial stuff… whilst I carried on with eBay, made breakfast/diner etc, so all in all no much to report!

Oh yeah we fucked loads today actually….really intense stuff, it all started last night and just flowed through the day!!!

Changing the subject for a second I forgot to mention yesterdays eBay adventure….. I had to do the post for all the eBay stuff & Kylie’s store orders but the post office wouldn’t take em because they thought I might be the Uni bomber!!… so long story short, I had to go on a tour of different californian post offices to post them all, luckily at the 2nd one I visited the kind postal worker there took them all, so a lucky escape….

And thats as rock and roll as it gets today…. so gonna try and bang Kylie one last time before bed, sleep tight everyone!


PS Oh & fuck it… here are some photos I took of my beautiful girl from the last week or so …. enjoy!

How do I summarize part 9

I really dont know where to begin… because I suppose this is where the story takes of on a real physical yet more emotional level, even though we have been through so much at this point!

Me & Kylie talked about this part on the plane back from Miami, its kind of like a day in a week (or a week in a day!) It’s the part where memories became reality and day to day life became normal, I mean we have the book with dates in but it doesn’t really make sense on a daily timeline, we were so lost in ourselves that it melts into one long story, this week was by far the best week of my life…..

SO we moved hotels, it was midday(ish) when we moved, we had spent sometime surfing around the web trying to find somewhere, we wanted somewhere out of the way, cute and somewhere that we could almost call ‘home’, eventually we decided on a place in Kensington, it was like an apartment, it had self catering, a living room & kitchen, you know ”apartment like”.. it was also cool as fuck!

SO we checked in, unpacked, errr had sex and whilst lying there afterwards decided we should go out into the real world, there was a park down the street and Kylie had suggested taking some pictures of us….. so off we went!

SIDENOTE: The first photo she took was us kissing in the lift…. (an amazing moment in time captured perfectly)

We stopped at Tesco on the way, picked up some bread for the swans… (it was Hyde park, there had to be swans right?) then we mooched around talking about our history, family, freinds etc all whilst taking photos of each other, I got some great ones of Kylie (especially of her being attacked by swans) she got some great ones of me …..and as the day got darker we decided to go for noodles (the start of our continuing noodle romance!!).

After noodles, we went back to tesco and did some shopping (oh yeah, normal stuff, everyday chores, even that was romantic) We went fuckin cheese & brioche crazy!! I also bought LOADS of pancake mix so I could make her breakfast everyday (as an aside I still make her breakfast everyday) we then went back to the hotel & coninued with ”The list”….

Here’s the list (edited for family members & faint hearted):

1. F**ting

2 A**l F**ting

3.Double A**l (which turned into Triple!)


5. F**ting whilst A** F**king

6. Face R**e

7. Feeding Her C** from her A**

8. Cupping

9. A**l Speculum (which i err… ****** in!)

10. Squirting  (and D***king it)

11. Bondage

12. Choking & Asphixiation

13. Snake (33 INCHES!!)

14. The Spiked paddle (she was in agony!)

15. Porn night (hey she is a porn star!)

16. Bloodplay (she carved her name into my chest!!)

17. Knifes (errr.. violent R**e)

18. W**** S*****

Anyway, we basically plowed through the list over 7 days, mixing it up and getting more extreme… all while being madly in love, at times it was aggressive, it was also emotional, it was even tender at times, I know some of it sounds fucked up (which it was) but it was apt… I can’t say anymore! ….and at the end of the week I hand drew her a certificate for accomplishing it all! AMAZING!! (even though NOW we are onto much more fucked up things!)

So day 2 we woke up, I made her pancakes (then back to the list) and we decided to try and cover all of Hyde Park, she took loads of photos, some cracking ones of the Albert memorial, err.. fancy ducks, knarley trees & a blue dog! The best it of the day was when we found a free art exhibition in a wierd little building in the middle of the park, it had the most crazy rubbish inside ever… example: a bed in front of a window, suspended above the bed was a old TV playing Maggie Thatcher sat down staring but on repeat, infront of the same window (built into it) was an old Toshiba cooker panel with a flashing clock and 2 random dials!!!  ….i moved one of the dials and got shouted at!!! It was really wierd, just loads of confused people walking in circles trying to look educated at art, we could not stop laughing, we left before we got thrown out!

Then we went to the pub, Kyie wanted ”proper pub grub” so I had bangers & mash… Kylie had Steak & Ale pie and fell in love with it, she ate loads of pies in london because of it, she still misses pies (most pies are sweet over here!)

Then we went home & back to the list& stayd up late talking, writing in the book, falling in love, to and from the list and more love… and talking!

Day 3 I woke up early (Kylie fucked me till I passed out the night before… I mean passed out with exhaustion, she continued to fuck me until she realised i was unconcious…. but finished off anyway!) So i was feeling guilty and therefore went to find a borrow boy,  bought her a dozen roses, crept back to the hotel and woke her with & breakfast in bed (I made a make shift vase out of a plastic milk bottle)… we stayed in bed all day that day.. it was pornstar day (the list)… it was a good day!

On Day 4 we got up late, (the list went on until ridiculous o’clock the previous day)…. Kylie had the radio show (pre recorded) that night and so we had to be up late listening to it,  we just messed around inside all day, we had a bath together, I cooked, we talked, we had sex infront of the mirror, she took photos of it and then photoshopped me with lots of hair!!! (we call that photo ”love with hair”…..) and then did laundry!

Day 5 We got up early and (yes the list!!!!) then we headed out so Kylie could take photos of cemetries (photography is her passion) we went to Kensall Green Cemetary, took photos all the way on the tube (see train hole) & arrived at 3ish, we wandered around for hours (this place is massive, really old!), i also took photos of her taking photos… when the sun started going down we headed home…. errr, except it had closed, the fences were bolted and we were locked in!!!!  We then spent an hour trying to escape, we eventually found a fence that wasn’t that high (only about 10ft!) and before you know it, Kylie had scaled it and was sat looking at the drop … she jumped down and looked at me like ‘your turn bitch”, so i took up the challenge but got spiked on the fence and ripped my jeans! (apparently growing up in Colarodo gives you cat like abilities!!) Anyway, we got back about 9ish and so went for more pies in the pub… we had such a fun time, we were a bit battered and bruised, so we decided to attck the list (like you do!)

On the last day in Kensington, I cooked everything we had left in the kitchen for breakfast… there was loads, cheeses, toast, salads, biscuits.. just loads… we then packed and headed out to the next hotel at Marble Arch!!!

In the next part, Our week in Marble Arch…

Enjoy the photos…..


I know… been busy!

So I haven’t blogged in nearly 2 days!!! I know!!! ….I also know I need to do part 9!!! sorry but been really busy, so tomorrow I am planning an hour (although it takes me about 2 and a half) to do it… !!

So what have i been upto? …. Well today I have been posting out Kylie’s eBay stuff & some other backlogged stuff from her store (rock n roll!)so that we are all upto date with stuff  (and how many times can ‘stuff’ be used in a sentence!)

Err, what else? ….had a stomach bug which I must have got in Miami, thats been fun! (fuck I have nothing to tell you!!)

Oh! On a more pervier note: Kylie was on a shoot today with Amber & Nikki, she took 38 inches of snake dildo up her ass (I had held the record of sticking 33 inches in her) …..so when she came home I had to take the record back… she can now take 41 inches (Go team Andy!!)

And on that note I say goodnight, prepare for part 9 tomorrow!


PS Actually, as a final aside I wonder whatever happened to the chubby,gay, makeup canadian geezer… he seems to have vanished, we are gonna have to find someone else to tak the piss out of now!