I just don’t get it!

SO I am listening to playboy radio tonight (as I often do) and I have to say, it was unintentionally the funniest show I have ever heard….

(I think) the basic premise of the show is Rednecks phone in and then wank off!

And how do they achieve this amazing feat? They get a porno chick to describe a sexual encounter to the caller & then encourage them to explain what they (the caller) would do to them, so this evening I have learnt:

  • A ”loogie’ is excellent lube!
  • Failing that, chewing tobacco is a useful aternative!
  • Women like their stomachs to be filled with piss!
  • Being sat on the toilet with your Penis ‘dangerously’ close to the water is a real turn on!
  • Small tits only use is to be wacked with your cock (and bruised)!
  • Dirty Enema water is fun!
  • Puking is really hot!
  • ….and finally ”Gardening for Anus” (I actually don’t know what that means but I thought I would mention it)

Errr… and that’s about it, I can’t believe that after all these years, I didn’t know these simple facts! (It’s either that or the programming director is on holiday, or stupid, or deaf, or just really likes the sound of Rednecks jerking off!)

EITHERWAY, I JUST DON’T GET IT!

So please Mr Playboy radio programme director man, please stop, I mean OK, it was funny for a while but I’m bored now, there’s only so much Redneck homoerotisism I can take from my radio… infact I’ve just discovered it’s only an hour!

Lets get back to the ”radio presenters” & DJ’s who can actually converse about things, have a laugh & chat with the listeners about amusing, dirty or interesting subjects… trust me (and call me crazy) it makes good radio!

Here endeth the lesson

Andy

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