God damn, sorry but I gotta tell you this! (Warning: this is NOT family friendly)

Just woken up… I’m checking for broken bones & missing body parts!!!

Last night (as previously stated) we went for noodles with Amber and a good time was had by all, Amber is great, so much fun to be around, she told us about her recent London adventure & then discussed love, life, horses & porn….

When we got back me & Kylie chilled out for while talking (and eating Angel food cake!) and eventually, the subject got dirty, we ended up discussing previous sexual conquests for a couple of hours and then things got out of hand!!

Long story short, we started fucking on the stairs… HARD!! It was horny as hell, we were so wound up, I was pounding the absolute crap out of her and she just fucking took it (I have no idea how!!) By the time we got into the bedroom, we had almost lost our minds, it was SO HOT!  I bang her every which way from Sunday, totally using her (yet so emotional, the shit we were saying, God damn!!) Anyway, after I had filled her ass, she climbed on top of me and started to ride the hell out of me… until she decided to sit on my face and force feed me her pussy!!!

She was going crazy (FORCE feeding  is so apt!) so much so that I passed out!! SHE COMPLETELEY SMUTHERED ME!!! covering my mouth and nose with her pussy until I couldn’t breath… and how did she bring me round? she SMASHED me HARD around the face … 4 TIMES (my jaw is killing me this morning!)

After I came to, I instantly flew into a rage, threw her back down on the bed & banged her so hard I have no idea how I didn’t cut her in half ….but eventually it was all too much and so I sprayed (my man love!) all over her face (which she then licked up, the dirty dirty girl!)

Oh, it wasn’t over!!

I then grabbed 2 of her biggest dildos & double fucked her holes while she squirted everywhere (mental note: clean the sheets) …which also included filling a glass with some, which then included me drinking it! (sorry, did I mention I have issues!!)…. she then came like she was having her head ripped off!  THE NOISY LITTLE MADAAM! … God she’s good!

Oh! …and then we continued with the ‘Angel cake fest’!! 

We eventually fell asleep in each other arms, ahhh, the romance of it all…..

Andy

PS Yeah I know, I’m bragging, fuck it!

PPS An for those of you who tuned in for noodle updates … here are Ambers noodles!