Randomly updating…

Just a quick one on me & Kylie…

Last week we went down to Runyon Canyon & La Brea Tar Pits, Visited the Dennis Hopper exhibit & had diner with The Lovetts, not to mention a few camshows here and there!

Tonight we are on Ustream at 8pm PST with Emily & Simone (our first interview together) and even though I am nervous, it should be alot of fun, you can check it out at: http://positivesexuality.org/?p=389

Finally, my big sister is coming to visit next week, it will be the first family member Kylie has met in person, I literally can’t wait…. SO SO excited!

Anyway, as ever, here as some pics from the last week or so & hopefully I will see some of you tonight on Ustream…


New BIO…

Just been prepping for an Interview on Ustream THIS coming Tuesday (will blog the link soon) anyway, I thought I would share my new bio with you all…


Andy Appleton was born in a small town near Manchester, a very gloomy place in the north of England in 1972….

I was brought up along with my older sister by 2 wonderful parents, my mother (who had me when she was 36) was a housewife who suffered from Parkinson’s disease & my father was a self made man who worked in the fruit & veg trade and had retired time I was 15, my upbringing was very traditional, topics like sex & relationships were taboo subjects and since I was privately educated to say I was naive would be an understatement.

My first experience with women came when I was thrown in at the deep end with an older woman whilst I was in my early teens, it was very much a shock, I had no idea what went where or who did what, it was a disaster…

After the devastation of being dumped by the woman in question (I honestly believed the first person you slept with, you married) I began a journey of self discovery into the fairer sex, by the time I had chosen my desired career of being a disc jockey in the world of nightclubs I had slept with 2 people, this was all about to change…

Within a few weeks of DJing, I soon discovered that one night stands were common practise, women who slept around were not “hussies” or “ladies of the night” and based on my new found information I also discovered that if you were easy going, nonchalant or just downright rude, you got a “bad boy image” which meant that one night stands became a way of life, the worse your reputation got, the more frequent they became!

After 9 years of travelling around Europe playing music to anyone that would listen I had racked up quite an impressive hit rate of sexual encounters, all the while still in a little bit shock that everything I was taught about women and sex was completely untrue, in-fact it was the complete opposite, woman actually enjoyed sex, in-fact they enjoyed it much as much as men, by the time I was 25 I was like a fat child sat in a empty sweet shop after I had gorged myself on every shape, size & colour the shelves had to offer…. It was time for a change!

My career took me into the world of nightclub management where I discovered that women did not only chase the bad boy they also sought after men with power, for not only could I get them into the coolest clubs up & down the country, I could also get them into places of myth & legend like backstage or the VIP lounge, this usually ended up being a slippery path to my office where women would often receive what would be ominously called a “double barrelled VIP”

At around this part of my life I fell into what would eventually be my first long term “relationship” (although disaster would be more apt!) and over the course of the next 10 years I foolishly juggled both player & partner lifestyles, in fact to say it was a disaster would be an understatement, I lied, I cheated, I simply didn’t care & to this day I sometimes still wonder why I had a relationship with someone who I clearly didn’t love or respect for such a length of time.

When I hit 34, I felt my lifestyle, my relationship, my opinions on life had to change, I had become disenchanted by the nightclub Industry, I was living with someone with whom I had nothing in common, I was just down right miserable. So I decided to quit nightclubs & took up Theatre management which satisfied my need to work within entertainment but at a much calmer pace with less distractions, around 6 months of doing that job, my long term relationship had come to a close and I was free to unwind and reflect on what the last 18 years had taught me.

After 3 award winning years (sorry had to drop that in) working in cinemas, scattered with the odd booty call left over from my nightclub days, I got into a twitter romance with Kylie Ireland… yes THAT Kylie Ireland! 

At this point this is where my story becomes REALLY interesting, in fact this is where my life begins, I cannot summarize either the story, or my feelings for her but as I always tell everyone, you need to grab a couple of hours and sit down with my blog www.theandyappleton.wordpress.com it is the ongoing story of us and how, after 4 months of meeting, we are blissfully married, living in LA and planning a future together.  Kylie just makes sense to me, I feel my life has taught me many things and that every lesson has brought me closer to her, she is my soul mate, the person in my life who has always been with me, unseen but calling me to her.

My life right now is OUR life, OUR future & OUR happiness; the only thing we disagree on is the location of it …but either way I am looking forward to whatever it brings.

So, to summarize “Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah… Happy”

The week so far…

Well, so far this week I’ve been doin some Superhero porn, played with the famous skateboarding bulldogs, did a couple of cam shows (Kylie squirted all over me in the first one & then came like her head was gonna explode, it was FUCKING HOT!!!!) err… we climbed a mountain, saw 2 Camels & a Zebra, went for a late night diner with Derrick, Kayme & Derricks Mom (who is super cool btw) and also did the famous Mulholland drive through the mountains…

And thats about it, we had a couple of days on Abibids & eBay as well, posting some of Kylie’s stuff as that going well again PLUS (changing topic) I am in touching distance of 500 follower on twitter!

And that really is that, However, I must mention My Big Sisters Birthday as it’s today & she is coming to visit us in 20 days time, so Happy Birthday Lou… see you soon x

As ever here’s a catch up of the week in pictures!


PS I just re-read some of the wording in this post, it’s not that clever but I’m tired and so I’m not gonna to change it… besides Kylie is looking at me with come to bed eyes!!

How do I Summarize part 11

I haven’t continued this section of the blog for ages! but pressure after the “ladiez night” interview & the amount of emails & friendly nudges I have gotten from people means I need to continue.

There has been loads of reasons why I haven’t finished the story, mainly its been time restraints but also sometimes it feels wierd looking back, I get so focused on the future with me & Kylie that it almost doesn’t matter how we met… but obviously it does, it matters SOO much, I just get lost in the enormity of it all & find it hard to write, anyway i found time today to keep it going, so enjoy it, this bit is small but just plain fun!

Friday (day 5, still at Marble Arch)

All I have written in the book for this part is:

  • “Kylie remarked – You have broken me”
  • “I would love Kylie if she was just a stump neck”
  • “Went to KUA for a drink & some strange gay Iranian fella keeps trying to talk to me, I wish he would fuck off!”

However, I do have photos, so i’ll give you some background to them first…

Kylie doesn’t drink or take drugs (she has been sober for about 9 yrs) so after a long day wandering around London, Kylie came in & flopped on the bed. On the sideboard in the room was an unopened complimentary bottle of red wine, a packet of Nurofen, a  jar filled with packets of sugar/sweeteners, 2 dildos, plus we had a novelty pen that looked like a syringe!

So, as she dozed off  on the bed, I thought I would take pics of Kylie as a dead hooker …who had died from a drink & drugs related death! (of course I did, perfectly normal idea!) So I used the sugar & sweeteners as cocaine, the Nurofen became random pills & the pen stood in for Heroin, I then surrounded Kylie with various dildos & vibrators and Hey Presto… Instant ‘Dead Hooker!’

I then took the photos and even  twittered ‘Another Hotel room, another dead hooker!’ ….so here is the pic (edited) that inspired that Tweet!

Told you this part was a small bit, anyway next up is Day 6, I won’t leave a big gap inbetween blogging next time… I promise!



Ladiez night interview!

Hey Hey…

If you just caught Cindi’s interview from Ladiez night & thought you’d have a snoop around the blog then… WELCOME!!!

If you  didn’t, then catch the interview here:  


Anyway, If you are looking for the the story of me & Kylie, I have direct links (somewhere on this page!) …or you can go crazy & just click away on anything!

Meanwhile, I hope you enjoy the blog in general, I do tend to write as I speak (my apologies) but failing that there are loads of pictures, so just look at them instead! (btw, I never apologise for the language cause sometimes ‘bloody’ & ‘damn’ just doesn’t cover the mood!!)

Oh… and the camshows are on www.kylieireland.cammodels.com & my twitter page is www.twitter.com/theandyappleton

Speak soon