Life… The Facebook version.

 

1. We all occasionally post food pics, our cooking photos are boring.
2. There are 7 Billion people on the planet, reproduction is easy. Your children are only special to you.
3. Yep, weekends are great. Mondays are shit.
4. The weather in England sucks. But here’s a photo of it anyway.
5. Animals are cute, they do cute things, we all love thier cuteness. People who abuse animals should die a horrible death.
6. Some people beat cancer or serious illness. You are either lucky or you are not. Asking for ‘shares’ to assist someone or congratulate someone is futile.
7. You are NOT going to win an iPad, you might however win a computer virus.
8. We all have at least 20 ‘friends’ who we don’t like, we keep them around to remind us how shit they are… and how great we are.
9. ALL Politicians suck, they only care about their careers. They make terrible decisions that only impact good people.
10. Good people tend to be normal & honest who think that society still has morals & standards. Politicans don’t care about your morals or standards.
11. Single women that think they are single because men aren’t up to the task of handling them, are single for the very same reason.
12. Not all Muslims are terrorists yet usually most terrorists seem to be Muslim.
13. Most religions hate women, gay or free thinking people. It’s because it takes away their influence, power & revenue streams.
14. Religion should not comprehend the word ‘Hate’. It should only comprehend the word Love…. yet it doesn’t.
15. Girls take a lot of self pics. Just click ‘like’.
16. You aren’t deep or spiritual. We all steal famous quotes thinking it applies to us, cause we all have an inflated opinion of ourselves.
17. Horoscopes make no sense. The planets were moving for billions of years before life even existed.
18. eCards will happen 20 times a day.
19. Instagram makes us all look prettier, more interesting & more awesome at photography.
20. We all know far too many people that are the Mayor of somewhere according to 4 square.
21. We all know far too many people that update us on TV & film spoilers.
22. Yes, you go to the Gym, you are super human… we get it.
23. Yes, you like drinking, you have a hangover… we get it.
24. Bacon connects us all.
25. We all need to stop telling the world what we think is wrong & we all need to start doing something about it.

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