I looketh upon my wench with loveth that the lord himself cannot deny.
So here is some Valentines Day Maths for you all… or ‘Math’ as the Americans call it. (Despite the fact that it is an abbreviation of the word ‘Mathematics’)
Today I wrote a stupid Valentines day update on Facebook about raping your wife/girlfriend/partner (at knife point nonetheless) … & it went a little something like this:
“Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,
I have a knife, GET IN THE FUCKING VAN”
Out of the 25 ‘likes’ that it got about it, 12 were from the English & 13 were from Americans, so that’s (give or take) roughly a 50/50 split between our great nations, as to whom has the desire to rape… or be raped.
Furthermore, out of the same 25 ‘likes’, 10 were by women, whereas 15 were by men. This means that the taboo subject of ‘Rape Fantasy’ still seems to be a mainly male orientated desire, although it does need pointing out, that 40% of women actually fantasize about rape.
And as a final statistic, out of the 10 women that ‘liked’ the ‘raped at knife point’ …6 of them were American, compared to 4 of them being English.
So in conclusion, this means that 60% of American women fantasize about rape, compared to 40% of English women. I am now therefore declaring myself as the Stephen Hawking of ‘rape fantasy theory’.
I will however add that rape is a bad thing. Please do NOT read this blog & then go out and rape…. this was a very simple social media experiment & (even though it is based on statistics) is completely hypothetical & only relates to a very small percentage of society. It’s basically based on the people that I know & interact with on a daily basis, so it’s mainly freaks to be honest. PLEASE DO NOT think that this is how society acts as a norm, cause I am guessing that it’s probably not.
The MAJORITY of people that commented on my status update, or ‘liked’ it, did tend to be in relationships or with a partner of their choice, so the results that it concluded usually consisted of many years of trust &/or friendship with someone they knew.
However, (and on a final note) I did find the statistics interesting.
So (to end this blog) I will simply say this… please feel free to rape the shit out of your partner, just ensure that you discuss it first, cause prison time for a ‘kinky night in without consent’ is a bad thing, & in turn will end up with you reading this blog from your prison cell… just as your cell mate spits on his cock & wonders why you look so fucking nervous!
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYBODY!