Julius Vs. Spider

In the spirit of all things Halloween, me & Kylie decided to pit the Mighty Julius against a giant rubber spider in a terrifying battle to the death…

Long story short, after a lengthy struggle of determination, grit & bravery …Julius got Bored!! Still, cute pics though.

Happy Halloween everybody!


Pornstar Karaoke…

Hi Kids…

Last night was Pornstar Karaoke at “Sardos” in Burbank …and what a lot of fun it was! Kylie met up with the new bosses at Playboy radio including HER new producer Mike (who’s a great guy, very funny, an all round diamond geezer!)

Anyway, whilst there we also ran into Julia Ann, John Strong, Phoenix Marie, Nikki Hunter & director Miles Long plus his wife… hilarity then ensued with a great bunch of people, it was a superb night out, a total scream, lots of fun & a good time was had by all!

So, as ever, here come a flood of pics, luckily I didn’t sing so there are no ones of me crooning badly, however you can tell from my face that I was slightly inebriated… ahhh Jack Daniels, I love you my drunk inducing chum!



Back on “Is this Normal”



Me & Kylie are back on “Is this Normal” on Ustream with Emily & Simone this week, talking about porn, our lovelife & other sex related topics (…PLUS other things you were too afraid to ask your Mum)

So make sure you log on & join us, it’s being streamed LIVE so it’s interactive and if it’s anything like last time it’ll be a blast!

Check out the ad below for all the details…

Se ya then


Poker Tournament in Vegas

Shameless plug alert part ONE!

Kylie is hosting a charity Poker event on November the 13th at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas… there’s will be loads of celebrities, American football stars & MMA fighters there INCLUDING my main man Derrick Pierce & even little ol’ me!

For guest tickets for the meet & greet or any other info then check out: http://www.helplasvegascops.com/

Hollywood baby…

Hi all…

I am gonna put the anal rampage of Kylie last night to one side (just believe me when I say OH MY FUCKING GOD!!) and tell you about yesterdays adventure!

We hiked up to the Hollywood sign to take some “up close & personal” pics, Kylie especially took some great shots as she actually hopped over the fence… cause shes a bad ass bitch & I’m a wuss!

Anyway, as ever, I thought I’d share some of the pics, so enjoy em, don’t go changin’ and no doubt I’ll see you back here soon!


Spooky Zoo…

Me & Kylie adventured to the abandoned zoo in LA a couple of days ago, we ended up climbing a mountain & then stumbling upon a Haunted Hayride!

Anyway, here are some of the strangest photos we’ve ever taken, it was a surreal day full of spooky wierdness …so I will let the pics do the talking!


We have been Married for 6 months!

Kylie & me got married on the 16th April this year, today is the 16th October… thats 26 weeks or 182 days or 4368 hours or 262080 seconds & I have loved every single one!

Kylie, I love you, thankyou for marrying me, I don’t deserve you, you are my world x x x

In the last 2 weeks since Louise left life has been filled with many things, camshows (surprise surprise) photo adventure days & other such Californian delights….

I know that I have been neglecting the blog, this has been partly because in our spare time recently we have decided to fill that gap with even more sex… yes more, the last 48 hours alone has seen a combined orgasm rate of about 18! So if my blogs are sporadic all i can do is apologize, so …err sorry!

Anyway, even though most of you are only in it for the pictures of Kylie I promise, no matter how long it takes, that I will continue the story of me & Kylie very very soon!


PS Oh and Donny Long is a spawny cunt!

Louise comes to town…

Louise, my big sister turned up in LA last week!

We were late from picking her up at the airport but she didn’t mind as Eddie Izzard was there to keep her company…. Anyway, it was great to see her (when we eventually got there) and just amazing to see her & Kylie together as these are the 2 most important women in my life.

First off, we went back to ours to drop off her stuff, via Mulholland so we could stop & grab a view of LA & the Hollywood sign (bloody tourists!) & as we did, we caught up on things back in the UK whilst filling her in on life over on this side of the pond. But as you can imagine she was a bit jet lagged so, as time was moving on, we nipped to Ralphs, picked up some supplies, I made us some diner & we continued the conversation (including embarrasing baby pictures that she brought) until the jetlag got the better of her & she fell asleep…. meanwhile I now have a couple months of supplies of proper chocolate & teabags!

The next day Louise was rareing to go & so we went shopping! It started with a nip to the mall around the corner whilst Kylie & I got ready as Lou wanted to do some “browsing” first. But after we met back up (after 30 mins or so) she had already bought 3 pairs of boots!!! So we nipped for a coffee, bought some stuff for our nephew Alex (including a cheshire cat mug for Kylie) & drove over to The Grove for some more splurging!

We actually didn’t spend much time at The Grove, we browsed Prada (Kylie fell in love with a pair of cool camoflage shoes) had a root beer & got a new kitchen timer (to replace the one I melted) but seeing as Louise had been on the go since 6am (time zone issues) she just wanted to go & chill, so we gave Derrick a call & met him for a Mexican at Casa Vega.

Side note: Louise meeting Derrick was quite funny, they got on like a house on fire, she is quite ballsy & enjoyed chatting with him, it was great night, me & Kylie hadn’t seen him for a few weeks & it’s always good to catch up…

The next day we had touristic action on Rodeo drive, Kylie took a shedpile of pics with us lookin all “LA” & then we did a bit more shopping, had diner @ California Pizza Kitchen & then headed home to watch a couple of DVD’s (yes, Jetlag & long days were still in effect!)

On Sunday, we had a Barbeque for Louise & invited everyone, anyway, long story short, Derrick, Mischa, Provillain & Kenny (plus wife) turned up & we embarked on eating & drinking too much… it was great! Kylie made Chicken casserole, I cooked Jack Daniels Chicken, steaks & hotdogs, there was salad & cookies & all kinds of stuff… & after it had gone dark & we had had a good old sing song with Provillain, Derrick & Mischa helped us tidy up & we retired for the evening… Oh’ and because Louise had spent a few hours in the pool prior to the festivites, she was now drunk, Jetlagged & sunburnt (with a mystery black eye!)

The Final day saw us pick up a few bits & bobs from Target, having dinner @ Denny’s PLUS a bit of last minute present buying from Lou, she also GAVE Kylie her GHD’s! (which she had fallen in love with) Anyway, we then drove down to Santa Monica before her flight home & took some more pics (see below) Grabbed a Starbucks & dropped her off at LAX for a tearful goodbye (which Louise didn’t see, cause I was acting tough!!)

All in all, it was a great few days, it was awesome to see my big sis after such a long time PLUS I can honestly say that both her & Kylie are good friends now, I’m so happy that they REALLY hit it off & I’m confident she is going home to report wonderful things about the woman I love…. If you are reading this Lou, thankyou, we loved having you here, we both miss you already & can’t wait for the next visit… or ours back there 🙂 x

And that (in a nutshell) ladies & gentlemen, is Louise comes to town! (now enjoy the pics from Santa Monica…)