Did I mention I’m turning 40 this year?

Well, I fucking lost my category…

But at least i had a great time, so here are some pics from the 2012 AVN awards. (If some are blurred it’s because i was drunk for 4 days, gimme a break!)

Been trying to draw stuff this year & been totally unable to throw anything together… until today!

Hello all…

You may or may not know that i have been nominated for an AVN award for best ‘non sex’ actor at this years… err, well, AVN awards! Anyway, the ‘non sex’ acting in question was from Dracula XXX, or this ain’t Dracula XXX or something with Dracula & XXX in it (you get the picture) where i played Van Helsing, the intrepid Vampire Killer.

So what happens next? Well, me & Kylie are off to Vegas in a couple of weeks to attend the show & find out, no doubt i will be tweeting pics from the night or at least writing a blog about what happens after the chaos ends, either way it’s very exciting stuff.

So that’s the story so far, here are some pics to split open your sides with laughter… and yes the handlebar moustache is real (but not the Barry Gib hair unfortunatley!)

Andy

SO far this year I have been drunk, hungover & sick… 2012 is here!

Another year is nearly over, it’s time to reflect on what we haven’t all learned from another 12 months of being here on our tiny planet that we call home…

Or at least look at pictures of cats, in particular Boomer Kitty’s first year of being here… The furry little bastard!

Just a quick one today, wishing you all a Merry Christmas from me & my new chums!

At some point a detailed explanation of Jessica Drakes Xmas Party will go here… meanwhile here are some pics from the the photobooth!

And another set!

Ok, so tonight i got a few tweets about my Banana cake… so i decided to share the recipe!

You will need:

• 1 1/2 cups bananas (mashed up)
• 2 teaspoons lemon juice
• 3 cups of all purpose flour
• 1 1/2 teaspoons of baking soda
• 1/4 teaspoon of salt
• 3/4 cup butter
• 2 1/8 cups of sugar (but go crazy if you want!)
• 3 eggs
• 2 teaspoons of vanilla (extract is fine)
• 1 1/2 cups of buttermilk (don’t worry if it’s reduced)
• and, err… cheat the frosting! Just use cream cheese or something that comes in a tub

Here comes the ‘how to’:

1. Preheat oven to 275°
2. Grease AND FLOUR a 9’ x 13’ pan or dish
3. In a small bowl,  mash up the bananas with the lemon juice
4. In another bowl, mix flour, baking soda and salt
5. In a 3rd bowl (ideally big) add  3/4 cup of butter and 2 & 1/8 cups of sugar
6. Add in eggs, one at a time, then stir in 2 tsp vanilla.
7. Beat in the flour mixture alternately with the buttermilk & smashed up bananas
8. Put the batter into the pan from step 2 & bake in preheated oven from step 1 for about an hour or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.
9. Take out of oven and stick it into the freezer for 45 minutes. This will make the cake moist as fuck!
10. Cheat the frosting… don’t bother making it, it’s a pain in the arse… And just cover the cake in it!

And… this is what it should look like!

As you have probably noticed I haven’t blogged for a while as me & Kylie have been knee deep in production design on both XMen XXX & Wolverine XXX, anyway we wrapped both films yesterday & that means we now get some time off for Christmas before more movie mayhem starts in the New year…

Also, it means we now have time to can send presents back home (which also means they won’t arrive by Xmas… sorry bout that!)

And that’s the story so far, will blog later in the week in more detail & give you updates about art sold in Miami etc

Hope all is well in your world… here’s a pic of Kylie with a big gun!