So we are currently planning a camping trip to the desert… yes… the desert!

We have been talking about it for months and are now in the final stages of our desert camping trip extravaganza, I have the tent, I have the pots & pans… I even have wood! (I changed that entire sentence from ‘we’ to ‘I’ just for that punchline) 

Anyway, today we are going out to grab a few extra suplies like err… food plus other things we will need to ensure out survival in Death valley… then on Tuesday (as we have superhero porn on Monday) we set off!

So, stay tuned for all the sunstroke, food poisoning &  snakebite action…. coming soon!

Andy

PS They have WiFi in the desert right?

Ok, I’m not going to tell the same story twice… so If you wanna see what today was all about then check out:

www.bombedoutLA.wordpress.com …the whole story is on there, bottom line is, me & Kylie found Banksy!

However, here are pics we took as we were on our Banksy treasure hunt!

Andy

OK, a quick blog (and I mean quick!)

Tonight me & Kylie along with Lexington Steele were on Pornstar Pundits… you can check it out here:

http://www.newdissidentradio.com/porn_star_pundits.html

Basically the show (Hosted by Hilarious Johnny Dam & lovely Dawn Tulman) is a review of the weeks news & current affairs from the perspective of a Porn star & one of the great things about this show is that as most people think that Pornstars are dumb it sets the record straight… with aplomb!

Anyway, Johnny & Dawn are superb hosts, the show has moments of comedy gold & pure genius …a good time is always had, so you should all check it out, seriously, it’s a blast! …As a sidenote, it’s also downloadable for FREE, so keep going back to the page and looking for the links, trust me, you’ll love it, download a copy.

However moving on, after the show me & Kylie went to grab some food in Hollywood & even took a few pics, so not only do you get the links above… you also get pics!! (I know, I’m too kind..)

Back soon with other random posts AND the the next part of the ongoing story of me & Kylie…

Andy

Hey everyone,

I was checking my blog this morning & I have only just realised that I didn’t blogged about the last scene of the day from the Scream XXX Parody… err ok, so I’m an idiot… but if you have been reading my blog for a while you should already know this… so i suppose I had better finish it then!

So after being ‘slate guy’ the final scene was with everybody involved in the film sat around in the dungeon discussing porn (and other things plot related) and if I’m being honest I was a bit worn out by the day so I just sat in the corner with Kylie and watched them film it! It is however a great scene, REALLY funny… most of the people involved on this film has worked together before and there was a lot of chemistry, so when they ALL got together to act in this scene it just worked, there were a few dialogue errors but it made for some superb ad libbing… in fact I filmed one of the takes on my flip cam, if you wanna see it then go to:

http://www.twitvid.com/5UC4O …it’s fantastic, especially the ‘Fish Packs’ that Evan asks for… what the hell is a Fish Pack!??

Anyway, that was a wrap, all the cast sat around talking, me & Kylie watching… superb, a great day and what looks like a great film in the works. As a rule of thumb I find parodies a bit annoying but the GREAT thing about this film was that it was a parody of a film about the filming of a porn parody!! The script was really clever and from what I saw of the sex scenes it’s gonna be hot as fuck (which is the main thing I suppose).

So, no doubt I will be blogging about the release date, I think I over heard someone say it takes about 5 weeks to edit them together (but don’t quote me on that) but stay tuned anyway and I will keep you posted.

Meanwhile, here are the final pics from the shoot…

Andy

So far… it’s been an eleven hour day!

But things, believe it or not, are going well… We have completed 13 scenes which have included dialogue, murder & dead bodies PLUS we have even shot a sex scene with Evan Stone & Jessie Andrews (that means 1 down, 1 to go!)

Currently, we are filming a HUGE dialogue scene with the entire cast, however I won’t tell you what they are talking about as it would ruin the plot… Anyway, my involvment in the last few scenes has been ‘Slate guy’ & ‘rebuilding sets after Evan has destroyed them’ guy but all in all I gotta say that I’m having a blast!

So, as promise in my last blog, here’s some updated pics from the last couple of hours.

Andy

OK, so where were we? Oh yeah, I had just done my final scene…

So if we ignore the last blog, I have just ended up my REAL last scene in which my dialogue was the word ‘OK’  PLUS a gesturing motion!! …WOW, impressive huh? We then moved onto scene 4 which included me dangling a dead girl over a lift shaft (which is not something you do everyday!) all whilst the actors looked on and had dialogue.

Anyway, Ron Jeremy and Evan Stone were acting together in this scene… so hilarity ensued, this is gonna be one hell of a funny movie & no doubt I will be tweeting about it’s release date very soon!

So as promised earlier, here’s the pics from that scene AND Ron’s last scene on our Janitors set… as… err… A Janitor!

Andy

Well that’s a wrap for me… it were a lorra lorra fun!

So the last 2 scenes were just me and Zoe Voss outside the (pretend!) murder scene, she was (pretending to!) broadcast, I was (pretending to) be filming her. We then exchanged a few lines and then hopped in the TV Van, exchanged a few more lines and then off we went, easy peasy!

I will post some more pics on set as I take them but here’s a few from our scene.

Andy

Hey there…

Today’s shoot started early & the first scene was me being brutally murdered in my grip truck (Oh, I’m Pete the cameraman by the way.) Anyway, So far so good, the scene only took about 5 minutes as in keeping with true English style acting my only lines were ‘Oh bloody hell!’ I’m currently sat around waiting for scene number 2 (of 3) but I’ll keep you guys posted on the rock and roll excitement that are porn parodies!

Andy

Hi Everyone,

So me & Kylie have been building sets the last couple of days for the new movie ‘SCREAM’ the XXX Porn Parody, so far, we have 3 to build:

• A Dungeon
• A Principals Office
• A Janitors room

As today is officially Day 1 of the shoot, the crew are out on location which means the only pressure is to have them ready for tomorrow but to be fair we have most of it done, so we are currently finishing off the by adding furniture etc.

I am attaching some photos of the part construction of 2 of the sets including the Janitors & the Principals office PLUS the masks we made for ‘Ghostface’…. oh, and in other news, I also play a Cameraman in the film… who gets killed!!

Still that’s showbusiness!!

More from behind the scenes later in the week.

Andy

Hey everyone…

The madness has started so haven’t got time to blog for a few days, however I will be taking photos on set & will do a nice big ‘Behind the scenes’ blog all about the mayhem of porn!

Meanwhile, here is a Clay pussy that Kylie made as a prop for the film (which we probably won’t use!)

Back soon

Andy