OK, i could write a HUGE blog about XBIZ but i have decided not to, instead i am going to summarize an amazing evening & then just post some pics. This has nothing to do with my memory or the fact that i was slightly drunk. That last sentence is potentially a lie.
Women that looked AMAZING
My Wife, Bridgette B, Pheonix Marie, Jessica Drake, Presley Hart, Alex Chance, Brandy Aniston, Sheridan Love, Stormy Daniels, Tanya Tate, Tera Patrick, Aiden Ashley, Brooklyn Lee, Chanel Preston,London Keyes, Lizz Tayler & Amber Rayne
We had tickets for table 137, there was no table 137.
Me & Brandon Millar surfing eBay during the awards looking for star wars toys. Me, Kylie & Tanya Tate discussing Dr Who, Hob Nobs & Quality Street on the red carpet.
People who think Dutch people are from Australia
Other moments of note
Giving Xander Corvus a piggy back ride round the foyer (not a prison term). Barry Scott trying to kiss Tommy Gunn. Eli Cross smiling. Tera Patrick telling me that Boomer Kitty was in fact plotting to kill me. Steven St Croix’s killer mustache. Being to late for the red carpet only to have Jessica Drake drag us on there & interview Kylie with some extremley well placed questions.
Event of the night
Going up on stage to collect the Parody of the Year award with the cast & crew of Star WarsXXX. SO a big thanks to Axel Braun, you are a gentleman sir… next up the AVN’s.