OK, a quick blog (and I mean quick!)

Tonight me & Kylie along with Lexington Steele were on Pornstar Pundits… you can check it out here:

http://www.newdissidentradio.com/porn_star_pundits.html

Basically the show (Hosted by Hilarious Johnny Dam & lovely Dawn Tulman) is a review of the weeks news & current affairs from the perspective of a Porn star & one of the great things about this show is that as most people think that Pornstars are dumb it sets the record straight… with aplomb!

Anyway, Johnny & Dawn are superb hosts, the show has moments of comedy gold & pure genius …a good time is always had, so you should all check it out, seriously, it’s a blast! …As a sidenote, it’s also downloadable for FREE, so keep going back to the page and looking for the links, trust me, you’ll love it, download a copy.

However moving on, after the show me & Kylie went to grab some food in Hollywood & even took a few pics, so not only do you get the links above… you also get pics!! (I know, I’m too kind..)

Back soon with other random posts AND the the next part of the ongoing story of me & Kylie…

Andy

Hey everyone,

I was checking my blog this morning & I have only just realised that I didn’t blogged about the last scene of the day from the Scream XXX Parody… err ok, so I’m an idiot… but if you have been reading my blog for a while you should already know this… so i suppose I had better finish it then!

So after being ‘slate guy’ the final scene was with everybody involved in the film sat around in the dungeon discussing porn (and other things plot related) and if I’m being honest I was a bit worn out by the day so I just sat in the corner with Kylie and watched them film it! It is however a great scene, REALLY funny… most of the people involved on this film has worked together before and there was a lot of chemistry, so when they ALL got together to act in this scene it just worked, there were a few dialogue errors but it made for some superb ad libbing… in fact I filmed one of the takes on my flip cam, if you wanna see it then go to:

http://www.twitvid.com/5UC4O …it’s fantastic, especially the ‘Fish Packs’ that Evan asks for… what the hell is a Fish Pack!??

Anyway, that was a wrap, all the cast sat around talking, me & Kylie watching… superb, a great day and what looks like a great film in the works. As a rule of thumb I find parodies a bit annoying but the GREAT thing about this film was that it was a parody of a film about the filming of a porn parody!! The script was really clever and from what I saw of the sex scenes it’s gonna be hot as fuck (which is the main thing I suppose).

So, no doubt I will be blogging about the release date, I think I over heard someone say it takes about 5 weeks to edit them together (but don’t quote me on that) but stay tuned anyway and I will keep you posted.

Meanwhile, here are the final pics from the shoot…

Andy

So far… it’s been an eleven hour day!

But things, believe it or not, are going well… We have completed 13 scenes which have included dialogue, murder & dead bodies PLUS we have even shot a sex scene with Evan Stone & Jessie Andrews (that means 1 down, 1 to go!)

Currently, we are filming a HUGE dialogue scene with the entire cast, however I won’t tell you what they are talking about as it would ruin the plot… Anyway, my involvment in the last few scenes has been ‘Slate guy’ & ‘rebuilding sets after Evan has destroyed them’ guy but all in all I gotta say that I’m having a blast!

So, as promise in my last blog, here’s some updated pics from the last couple of hours.

Andy

OK, so where were we? Oh yeah, I had just done my final scene…

So if we ignore the last blog, I have just ended up my REAL last scene in which my dialogue was the word ‘OK’  PLUS a gesturing motion!! …WOW, impressive huh? We then moved onto scene 4 which included me dangling a dead girl over a lift shaft (which is not something you do everyday!) all whilst the actors looked on and had dialogue.

Anyway, Ron Jeremy and Evan Stone were acting together in this scene… so hilarity ensued, this is gonna be one hell of a funny movie & no doubt I will be tweeting about it’s release date very soon!

So as promised earlier, here’s the pics from that scene AND Ron’s last scene on our Janitors set… as… err… A Janitor!

Andy

Well that’s a wrap for me… it were a lorra lorra fun!

So the last 2 scenes were just me and Zoe Voss outside the (pretend!) murder scene, she was (pretending to!) broadcast, I was (pretending to) be filming her. We then exchanged a few lines and then hopped in the TV Van, exchanged a few more lines and then off we went, easy peasy!

I will post some more pics on set as I take them but here’s a few from our scene.

Andy

Hey there…

Today’s shoot started early & the first scene was me being brutally murdered in my grip truck (Oh, I’m Pete the cameraman by the way.) Anyway, So far so good, the scene only took about 5 minutes as in keeping with true English style acting my only lines were ‘Oh bloody hell!’ I’m currently sat around waiting for scene number 2 (of 3) but I’ll keep you guys posted on the rock and roll excitement that are porn parodies!

Andy

Hi Everyone,

So me & Kylie have been building sets the last couple of days for the new movie ‘SCREAM’ the XXX Porn Parody, so far, we have 3 to build:

• A Dungeon
• A Principals Office
• A Janitors room

As today is officially Day 1 of the shoot, the crew are out on location which means the only pressure is to have them ready for tomorrow but to be fair we have most of it done, so we are currently finishing off the by adding furniture etc.

I am attaching some photos of the part construction of 2 of the sets including the Janitors & the Principals office PLUS the masks we made for ‘Ghostface’…. oh, and in other news, I also play a Cameraman in the film… who gets killed!!

Still that’s showbusiness!!

More from behind the scenes later in the week.

Andy

Hey everyone…

The madness has started so haven’t got time to blog for a few days, however I will be taking photos on set & will do a nice big ‘Behind the scenes’ blog all about the mayhem of porn!

Meanwhile, here is a Clay pussy that Kylie made as a prop for the film (which we probably won’t use!)

Back soon

Andy

Hey everyone,

For those of you who have been following my blog for a while you will notice the mad flurry I had getting the Story of me & Kylie (the London part) to a close! The main reason for that was I have a shit memory PLUS I wanted to move onto the next part… when I get to LA, which I promise, I will start very soon. Before I do however, I wanna say a big thanks to all those people who have commented on the story, sent me emails & twittered about it… sincerely, thankyou.

Anyway moving on, recent life has seen me & Kylie out and about taking photos of Graffiti (when we haven’t been in bed with flu!) Yes… we both came down with a bit of a cold (including the cats) and so were bed ridden for a few days but we are now both back to our stupid selves, infact in the last couple of days we have even been down the park for a bit of a kick around with a football (a soccer ball!)

Obviously the graffiti pics were for my other blog (www.bombedoutLA.wordpress.com) which is taking off famously (thanks again) but Kylie has also been taking more photos of signs for her own site (for those who don’t know Kylie has been photographing old Americana signs for years… she’s REALLy good… and she is building her own site to show them off) it’s gonna be a while till it’s finished though, she’s a perfectionist, she wants it to be AMAZING… which it will be, so more news on that soon.

OK, other news… Kylie went on Pornstar Pundits a couple of weeks ago and they loved her SO much that she’s returning on the 15th february! If you wanna listen, the link is www.newdissidentradio.com and if you haven’t got a clue what it is then basically it’s a news & current affairs program run by comedian Johnny Dam… so tune in, it’s a great show (and yes …it’s free!)

Moving on to more trivia… We have a Superhero (remember Kylie is Omega Woman) porn shoot coming up in Feb, this time with Mr Derrick Pierce as ‘The Sultan’ !!! The dates keep moving due to the costumes not being ready (Yes I have a costume!)…but apparently they are very good & I will, as ever, post pics of the shoot including all the mayhem me, Amber, Kylie & Derrick get up to, it should (as ever) be alot of fun but if you wanna catch up on the other parts in the Omega Women story you can go to www.superheroineunderworld.com

Errr… what else? Me & Kylie went over to watch ‘our friend Janice’ read some sexy stories at a club the other week, Nina Hartley did a bit of a turn as well plus I made a new friend in Grand Ponate & his amazingly funny band Fogul Foot (Long story short, funny sex based songs!)…I think the next one is in March & Kylie will be reading some of our early tweets about Love, life and dirty sex! ….Hey!!! …Talking of dirty sex, Kylie has been trying to bang me to death recently, obviously after our bout of flu, snot and flem we had a bit of a break in the passion department so we came flying out the stalls with a few days of nastiness… I have mentioned before what a lucky man I am to have such a filthy yet loving wife, so read the last sentence back again and repeat to fade!! All in all life with Kylie in and out of the sheets is as amazing as ever (Big sigh, stop blogging for a sec while I give her a cuddle)

OK, final bits of stuff… 

• Kylie’s show on Jerkbox is going great, she now has a Hashtag on twitter & all the fans interact with her & each other during the show, it’s a lot of fun. Wanna join in? go to twitter every weekend between 7-11 PST and look for #JerkBox
• Ebay has started again as we continue to downsize, I have managed to rip every CD she owns, they are flying out the door!
• We have 5 films coming up in the next 8 weeks! I can’t tell you what they are but I can tell you that most are Porn Parodies & that me & Kylie are the Production design department (that means you guys will get behind the scenes blog updates & pics!)
• I have started drawing again… for some reason.

And I think that’s it… I have probably missed out loads but fuck it, I’ll catch up with you next time!

Thanks for reading, now here’s some random pics!

Andy

Yes it’s true, I have decided to write a 2nd blog, a sister blog if you will… Why you ask? …well here’s why.

I have spent all day travelling around LA, looking for graffiti (including the elusive Banksy) and I have ended up with a shit load of new pics to load up. So, I thought I would do a specific photo based blog all about Graffiti which will leave this one to do continuing stories about me & Kylie PLUS other things about life in general (you know porn & sex & that!)

Anyway, give or take,  that’s the reason. 

SO, if you wanna know about me & Kylie then this is the place to be or if you see LA Street art then go to: www.bombedoutla.wordpress.com

It’s that simple!

Andy

PS below is a taste of my new blog.

PPS I will start part 15 of me & Kylie tomorrow… so stay tuned!

http://www.bombedoutla.wordpress.com