Hi….

Had some great feedback on the blog so far & also has some of you telling me to type faster (Hi Gemma, hope you are enjoying a poo)…. eitherway thanks for reading!

Todays escapades involve being raped this morning by Kylie (seriously… she raped me, I felt so used…twice!) & then we started wadeing through all of her eBay stuff which lapsed ages ago, however now some is back up for sale!

As we speak Kylie is working on ABI bids, selling some of her, lets say err… clothes!!! So check out eBay on:

 http://shop.ebay.com/kylieireland/m.html_nkw=&_armrs=1&_from=&_ipg=25 

There’s loads more to put on but it’s a start…..

Anyway tomorrow I will do part 7, THE LONDON PART!

See ya

Andy

Just a quick note….

So today is day 7 of the blog & I was just thinking I must do more, so part 6 & 7 will happen this weekend I promise. Before I disapear for the night I just wanna say that my sex life is the best it has ever been (EVER!)…by far, I mean no-one has ever come close to fucking me this well, it is so fucked up, the things we do must surely be illegal, Kylie is just unfucking real…. the things she does blows my mind!

So as I go to bed (wet through & completley exhausted) I leave you with this statement…..

I love this woman, I love her so deeply & so much I can’t remember anything that happened in my life before her she turned up, she is truly fucking amazing, she fills me with such joy my heart feels like it is going to explode…. I am a very very lucky man

Night everyone, part 6 & 7 to follow

Andy

So I believe I said I was gonna write part 6… err sorry, sometimes crazy messed up sex with Kylie has just gotta come first (and by sometimes I mean always!)

I’m currently at Playboy radio with Kylie & Derrick as they do thier Friday night 3way show (If you haven’t got Sirius then get it)… its a great show, just fucking awesome, Kylie & Derrick have a superb rapport & they have no whole barred attitude….seriously get sirius!

I especially enjoyed this week as Kylie was ‘fucked stupid’ (her words not mine) at the beginning of the show… so she was all over the place (she even apologised for it)….

Anyway, (apart from bragging again) the point of the blog was to apologise for not starting part 6… I will do it tomorrow, I am free all weekend so I might even do part 7 as well !

Speak shortly (Get Sirius)

Andy

I am currently in office helping Kylie sort through some paperwork… I have got time to write part 6 but err…. I am gonna do other stuff* instead!

Will be back

Andy

Stuff* = Kylie’s ass!

Hi…

Had a bit of a restless night last night, kept waking up for no apparent reason…. but I am definatley back with the land of the living now!

Anyway, just had breakfast with Kylie, she has a crazy busy day today, lots of paperwork to do (including naked polaroids for fans, which I get to take…YAY!) & various other bits & pieces PLUS the radio show… I have been irritating her this morning by being very needy (Hey, I’m a needy guy sometimes, don’t judge me!)… but we are haing a good day so far.

Also its our 3 week…. (oops, haven’t got to that bit yet!!!)

So I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do, I’m gonna grab a cigarette make a brew & then I will continue part 6 within the next hour

As soon as I posted the last blog, Kylie texted saying she is on the way home…. so I am off to greet her lovingly at the front door!

Meanwhile,keep sending boredom relief suggestions for next time I need them…

Part 6 will probably be tomorrow so keep on, keepin on until then

Andy

So I am sat watching the UK election on t’internet… waiting for Kylie to come home & I am bored out of my mind!

I had loads to do today (which I’ve done) & even gone for a walk but I am bored bored bored, which means I am starting to overthink, which means I get moody, which means I become a stroppy bastard!

Any suggestions on how to battle my boredom would be greatly appreciated…

Andy

PS and Gordon Brown is a cunt!

Hello,

Not much to report today, the stats for the blog are impressive (thankyou all) and Kylie is working today (but I have to feed her first)….

Err, thats it really, will do part 5 while Kylie is at work so expect an update on the story later

speak soon

Andy

PS Oh I suppose I could mention last nights anal beads (more like metal tennis balls) or this mornings abuse (which I received!) but I don’t wanna come across as cocky 😉

Ok the plan was to blog part 4 last night but to cut a long story short, I got laid!!! SO,  the plan became to blog it this morning but to cut a long story short… I go laid!!

Now I gotta go out, Mischa is moving, we are helping!!!

I promise part  4 tonight, I promise!!!!

Andy

PS Kylie is fucking disgusting… a totally fucked up individual (I love her x)

Seriously a disgusting dirty girl….

Night all

Andy