ANOTHER exclusive for our BRAND NEW art show this Saturday at Maximillian Gallery… the first official flyer is NOW on the streets!
Summer in the Street
Nude not Rude
Last weekend me & Kylie ventured out to an art show which featured our good friend & photographer Mr Ben Hoffman.
As is now becoming standard whenever we see Ben’s photo’s in a gallery, they simply blow us away, he is without doubt a total legend with a camera, if i could shoot photos that were at least half as good as he can then i would, errr… well, i would take photos that were 10 times better than i do now!
Anyway, congrats to Ben for a great show, thanks for the invite & we look forward to the next one.
oh, & the fact one of his photos involved Julia Ann naked PLUS there was free food & wine is completley coincidental (my lawyers told me to say)
Good Times.
You can check out Ben’s work for yourself at: http://www.benjaminhoffman.com/
Ranting!
Apart from Shelley Lubben’s massive sweaty face, the most annoying thing in the world are those people that jam up our timelines on Facebook with ‘photo shopped’ pictures of OTHER peoples work that have famous quotes by philosophers and/or people of historical importance!
Why you ask? Well, mainly because they have NO bearing whatsoever on the personal lives or ideologies of the people that fucking post them!
I mean c’mon, if you are REALLY that deep & meaningful then why do you have to copy other people’s stuff? If you REALLY are an intelligent & thoughtful person then why do you have to rely on what (mainly) dead people have said or what talented photographers have already captured?
Is it REALLY that much of bind to put your own stamp on life or to get your own personal feelings about everything out to the world? Surely, if you are that in touch with your surroundings (as your stolen pictures & words say you are) then you must have already spent years of soul searching & therefore coming up with the meaning of it all & summarizing it all in a few simple words must be easy, right?
But alas, no… Unfortunately we live in a world where Keepin up with the Kardashians is considered “entertainment” & the endless tripe that Simon Cowell & co. force down our throats is considered “Talent” & therefore the majority of people have slowly lost the ability to think for themselves & as a result REAL art & talent just gets bastardized & thrown up on social media sites as a representation of just how ‘Special’ & ‘Individual’ people REALLY think they are!
So in honor of all these sad fucktards i have decided to create my own words of wisdom…. And hopefully, most of the people reading this will know what the fuck I am trying to say but if you don’t know what the fuck I am saying, well then fuck you. You are an idiot, so try living you OWN life & having your OWN ideas, never repeat a fucking thing ANYONE ever tells you unless you know it to be true, otherwise you are just another sheep & that means that Kim Kardashian’s ego AND Simon Cowell’s house will just keep getting bigger!
Rant Over, Enjoy the pics!
Andy
PS: And don’t get me started on “LOL” cause if you have to explain your sense of humor… you aren’t funny, you are a retard!
I have the world’s hottest wife
Any arguments? …Nuff said!
Deekay in action…
Sat at home the other night i got a first hand glimpse of Deekay (aka Kylie, aka my wife) as she started work on her latest and BIGGEST project ….from start to finish! As she worked away, i took pictures at various stages of her spraying & then hand painting it over the a course of about 8 hours.
It’s an AMAZING piece & it just goes to show just how far she has grown as a street artist, the final touches of ‘canis graffiticus’ were inspired… so, sit back & enjoy the slideshow.
The Dark Knight XXX
Hey Everyone,
Just so you know, the trailer for the latest (& probably one of the greatest) Axel Braun movies “The Dark Knight XXX” is now up & running. This film was a labour of love for all involved & features some of the coolest sets we have ever built, some of the best costumes we’ve ever seen & definitely one of the best cast lists in porn.
I am REALLY lookin forward to this movie the trailer will blow your mind, so check it out by clicking on the pic.
PS: I chose this pic btw, cause it gives you an idea of the production value that went into the sets… oh, and & cause it features my art!
To Kylie…
What can i say about today?
Well, it’s the day i am most grateful for, the day i realise how fortunate i am, the day that many years ago started you down the path that would eventually become my fate… but mainly it’s the day where i am thankful that you are my wife & the day when i am most amazed at just how i lucky i am.
So before i go any further, i just wanna say that I LOVE YOU, thankyou for being in my life.
You are more beautiful than you have ever been, you are more loved than you can ever imagine & you are more cherished than you could possibly believe. You are my soulmate, my best friend & my source of inspiration, i am the very definition of a lucky man, in fact i am the luckiest man in the world.
So here’s to you on your special day, always know that i will be by your side for many more to come.
Your loving & grateful husband. x x x
The Camera Never Lies
For those of you out there who are around my age, you might be thinking “why is Andy quoting song lyrics by Buck’s Fizz” …Well i’ll tell you why, it’s because since the invention of Photoshop or more aptly to this post Instagram, the camera DOES indeed lie.
Not that this is a complaint, it is just a statement that acknowledges that there are now 101 different ‘apps’ or software programs now available online that can make fat people seem skinny, ugly people look pretty or in my case haggard, wrinkly grey haired monkeys appear like Brad Pitt! (yeah, i know… it’s a stretch)
Anyway, the point is i have been tinkering with Instagram for a month or so & have taken one or two pics that are quite good, one or two that are quite bizarre & some ones that are just out & out fun… and so (as i have mentioned before on my blog) I decided to share a few with you, cause why the fuck not?
Andy
PS: Buck’s Fizz were a cheezy English pop group in the 80’s that made Justin Bieber sound like a musical genius (yes, THAT bad!)
Weekend at Allie’s
Last weekend me & Kylie went over to visit the lovely Allie Haze as she celebrated her 25th Birthday, & as ever her & her partner Chris didn’t fail to be the best party hosts ever. Not only that, they are truly one of the nicest couple around & any excuse to catch up with them is always welcome.
Anyway, when you then add into the mix Allie’s incredible BBQing skills, a gang of hot girls (INCLUDING the always amazing London Keyes) some sunshine, & then Jack Daniels… you know a good time was had by all.
As ever, i always have my camera on hand, so here’s a few pics of the Chaos that ensued!
Andy
The Andy Appleton 