Pornstar Karaoke…

Hi Kids…

Last night was Pornstar Karaoke at “Sardos” in Burbank …and what a lot of fun it was! Kylie met up with the new bosses at Playboy radio including HER new producer Mike (who’s a great guy, very funny, an all round diamond geezer!)

Anyway, whilst there we also ran into Julia Ann, John Strong, Phoenix Marie, Nikki Hunter & director Miles Long plus his wife… hilarity then ensued with a great bunch of people, it was a superb night out, a total scream, lots of fun & a good time was had by all!

So, as ever, here come a flood of pics, luckily I didn’t sing so there are no ones of me crooning badly, however you can tell from my face that I was slightly inebriated… ahhh Jack Daniels, I love you my drunk inducing chum!

Enjoy

Andy

Back on “Is this Normal”

 

SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT PART TWO!!

Me & Kylie are back on “Is this Normal” on Ustream with Emily & Simone this week, talking about porn, our lovelife & other sex related topics (…PLUS other things you were too afraid to ask your Mum)

So make sure you log on & join us, it’s being streamed LIVE so it’s interactive and if it’s anything like last time it’ll be a blast!

Check out the ad below for all the details…

Se ya then

Andy

Poker Tournament in Vegas

Shameless plug alert part ONE!

Kylie is hosting a charity Poker event on November the 13th at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas… there’s will be loads of celebrities, American football stars & MMA fighters there INCLUDING my main man Derrick Pierce & even little ol’ me!

For guest tickets for the meet & greet or any other info then check out: http://www.helplasvegascops.com/

Hollywood baby…

Hi all…

I am gonna put the anal rampage of Kylie last night to one side (just believe me when I say OH MY FUCKING GOD!!) and tell you about yesterdays adventure!

We hiked up to the Hollywood sign to take some “up close & personal” pics, Kylie especially took some great shots as she actually hopped over the fence… cause shes a bad ass bitch & I’m a wuss!

Anyway, as ever, I thought I’d share some of the pics, so enjoy em, don’t go changin’ and no doubt I’ll see you back here soon!

Andy

Spooky Zoo…

Me & Kylie adventured to the abandoned zoo in LA a couple of days ago, we ended up climbing a mountain & then stumbling upon a Haunted Hayride!

Anyway, here are some of the strangest photos we’ve ever taken, it was a surreal day full of spooky wierdness …so I will let the pics do the talking!

Andy

We have been Married for 6 months!

Kylie & me got married on the 16th April this year, today is the 16th October… thats 26 weeks or 182 days or 4368 hours or 262080 seconds & I have loved every single one!

Kylie, I love you, thankyou for marrying me, I don’t deserve you, you are my world x x x

In the last 2 weeks since Louise left life has been filled with many things, camshows (surprise surprise) photo adventure days & other such Californian delights….

I know that I have been neglecting the blog, this has been partly because in our spare time recently we have decided to fill that gap with even more sex… yes more, the last 48 hours alone has seen a combined orgasm rate of about 18! So if my blogs are sporadic all i can do is apologize, so …err sorry!

Anyway, even though most of you are only in it for the pictures of Kylie I promise, no matter how long it takes, that I will continue the story of me & Kylie very very soon!

Andy

PS Oh and Donny Long is a spawny cunt!

Louise comes to town…

Louise, my big sister turned up in LA last week!

We were late from picking her up at the airport but she didn’t mind as Eddie Izzard was there to keep her company…. Anyway, it was great to see her (when we eventually got there) and just amazing to see her & Kylie together as these are the 2 most important women in my life.

First off, we went back to ours to drop off her stuff, via Mulholland so we could stop & grab a view of LA & the Hollywood sign (bloody tourists!) & as we did, we caught up on things back in the UK whilst filling her in on life over on this side of the pond. But as you can imagine she was a bit jet lagged so, as time was moving on, we nipped to Ralphs, picked up some supplies, I made us some diner & we continued the conversation (including embarrasing baby pictures that she brought) until the jetlag got the better of her & she fell asleep…. meanwhile I now have a couple months of supplies of proper chocolate & teabags!

The next day Louise was rareing to go & so we went shopping! It started with a nip to the mall around the corner whilst Kylie & I got ready as Lou wanted to do some “browsing” first. But after we met back up (after 30 mins or so) she had already bought 3 pairs of boots!!! So we nipped for a coffee, bought some stuff for our nephew Alex (including a cheshire cat mug for Kylie) & drove over to The Grove for some more splurging!

We actually didn’t spend much time at The Grove, we browsed Prada (Kylie fell in love with a pair of cool camoflage shoes) had a root beer & got a new kitchen timer (to replace the one I melted) but seeing as Louise had been on the go since 6am (time zone issues) she just wanted to go & chill, so we gave Derrick a call & met him for a Mexican at Casa Vega.

Side note: Louise meeting Derrick was quite funny, they got on like a house on fire, she is quite ballsy & enjoyed chatting with him, it was great night, me & Kylie hadn’t seen him for a few weeks & it’s always good to catch up…

The next day we had touristic action on Rodeo drive, Kylie took a shedpile of pics with us lookin all “LA” & then we did a bit more shopping, had diner @ California Pizza Kitchen & then headed home to watch a couple of DVD’s (yes, Jetlag & long days were still in effect!)

On Sunday, we had a Barbeque for Louise & invited everyone, anyway, long story short, Derrick, Mischa, Provillain & Kenny (plus wife) turned up & we embarked on eating & drinking too much… it was great! Kylie made Chicken casserole, I cooked Jack Daniels Chicken, steaks & hotdogs, there was salad & cookies & all kinds of stuff… & after it had gone dark & we had had a good old sing song with Provillain, Derrick & Mischa helped us tidy up & we retired for the evening… Oh’ and because Louise had spent a few hours in the pool prior to the festivites, she was now drunk, Jetlagged & sunburnt (with a mystery black eye!)

The Final day saw us pick up a few bits & bobs from Target, having dinner @ Denny’s PLUS a bit of last minute present buying from Lou, she also GAVE Kylie her GHD’s! (which she had fallen in love with) Anyway, we then drove down to Santa Monica before her flight home & took some more pics (see below) Grabbed a Starbucks & dropped her off at LAX for a tearful goodbye (which Louise didn’t see, cause I was acting tough!!)

All in all, it was a great few days, it was awesome to see my big sis after such a long time PLUS I can honestly say that both her & Kylie are good friends now, I’m so happy that they REALLY hit it off & I’m confident she is going home to report wonderful things about the woman I love…. If you are reading this Lou, thankyou, we loved having you here, we both miss you already & can’t wait for the next visit… or ours back there 🙂 x

And that (in a nutshell) ladies & gentlemen, is Louise comes to town! (now enjoy the pics from Santa Monica…)

Randomly updating…

Just a quick one on me & Kylie…

Last week we went down to Runyon Canyon & La Brea Tar Pits, Visited the Dennis Hopper exhibit & had diner with The Lovetts, not to mention a few camshows here and there!

Tonight we are on Ustream at 8pm PST with Emily & Simone (our first interview together) and even though I am nervous, it should be alot of fun, you can check it out at: http://positivesexuality.org/?p=389

Finally, my big sister is coming to visit next week, it will be the first family member Kylie has met in person, I literally can’t wait…. SO SO excited!

Anyway, as ever, here as some pics from the last week or so & hopefully I will see some of you tonight on Ustream…

Andy

New BIO…

Just been prepping for an Interview on Ustream THIS coming Tuesday (will blog the link soon) anyway, I thought I would share my new bio with you all…

Enjoy

Andy Appleton was born in a small town near Manchester, a very gloomy place in the north of England in 1972….

I was brought up along with my older sister by 2 wonderful parents, my mother (who had me when she was 36) was a housewife who suffered from Parkinson’s disease & my father was a self made man who worked in the fruit & veg trade and had retired time I was 15, my upbringing was very traditional, topics like sex & relationships were taboo subjects and since I was privately educated to say I was naive would be an understatement.

My first experience with women came when I was thrown in at the deep end with an older woman whilst I was in my early teens, it was very much a shock, I had no idea what went where or who did what, it was a disaster…

After the devastation of being dumped by the woman in question (I honestly believed the first person you slept with, you married) I began a journey of self discovery into the fairer sex, by the time I had chosen my desired career of being a disc jockey in the world of nightclubs I had slept with 2 people, this was all about to change…

Within a few weeks of DJing, I soon discovered that one night stands were common practise, women who slept around were not “hussies” or “ladies of the night” and based on my new found information I also discovered that if you were easy going, nonchalant or just downright rude, you got a “bad boy image” which meant that one night stands became a way of life, the worse your reputation got, the more frequent they became!

After 9 years of travelling around Europe playing music to anyone that would listen I had racked up quite an impressive hit rate of sexual encounters, all the while still in a little bit shock that everything I was taught about women and sex was completely untrue, in-fact it was the complete opposite, woman actually enjoyed sex, in-fact they enjoyed it much as much as men, by the time I was 25 I was like a fat child sat in a empty sweet shop after I had gorged myself on every shape, size & colour the shelves had to offer…. It was time for a change!

My career took me into the world of nightclub management where I discovered that women did not only chase the bad boy they also sought after men with power, for not only could I get them into the coolest clubs up & down the country, I could also get them into places of myth & legend like backstage or the VIP lounge, this usually ended up being a slippery path to my office where women would often receive what would be ominously called a “double barrelled VIP”

At around this part of my life I fell into what would eventually be my first long term “relationship” (although disaster would be more apt!) and over the course of the next 10 years I foolishly juggled both player & partner lifestyles, in fact to say it was a disaster would be an understatement, I lied, I cheated, I simply didn’t care & to this day I sometimes still wonder why I had a relationship with someone who I clearly didn’t love or respect for such a length of time.

When I hit 34, I felt my lifestyle, my relationship, my opinions on life had to change, I had become disenchanted by the nightclub Industry, I was living with someone with whom I had nothing in common, I was just down right miserable. So I decided to quit nightclubs & took up Theatre management which satisfied my need to work within entertainment but at a much calmer pace with less distractions, around 6 months of doing that job, my long term relationship had come to a close and I was free to unwind and reflect on what the last 18 years had taught me.

After 3 award winning years (sorry had to drop that in) working in cinemas, scattered with the odd booty call left over from my nightclub days, I got into a twitter romance with Kylie Ireland… yes THAT Kylie Ireland! 

At this point this is where my story becomes REALLY interesting, in fact this is where my life begins, I cannot summarize either the story, or my feelings for her but as I always tell everyone, you need to grab a couple of hours and sit down with my blog www.theandyappleton.wordpress.com it is the ongoing story of us and how, after 4 months of meeting, we are blissfully married, living in LA and planning a future together.  Kylie just makes sense to me, I feel my life has taught me many things and that every lesson has brought me closer to her, she is my soul mate, the person in my life who has always been with me, unseen but calling me to her.

My life right now is OUR life, OUR future & OUR happiness; the only thing we disagree on is the location of it …but either way I am looking forward to whatever it brings.

So, to summarize “Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah… Happy”