So its like 5pm (almost)….

Where the fuck has the day gone? Days in LA just fly by sometimes, maybe its the lack of rain and grey clouds but I dunno, time seems to be shorter on this side of the pond!

So, moving on, I have not really done much today, me & Kylie have found the perfect place to live (see yesterdays blog) so we are continuing the process of streamlining with eBay (and doing quite well)… However, It caused a bit of a ‘todo’ when she twittered she was moving because porn people assumed there was an issue with The Fallout Shelter so she had to retweet that it was ‘business as usual’ …. which it is!

In other news, I have discovered the Venture Bros, a fucking hilarious cartoon that Kylie loves… seriously hilarious.. I am a convert (try & catch one of you haven’t already)

And we continue with news of the ‘near nekkid’ challenge… I now have to tweet ‘near nekkid’ photos of kylie (1 a day) on twitter after my followers increased by 100 due to Kylie informing the world that was my mission, I failed yesterday so after this blog enry I am gonna find 2 to make up for it.

Also, we haven’t heard from the bank (after we opened our account) & I have reaised that we have used the PO box address for the cards to be sent to, its fucking miles away on the other side of LA (head slap!)…. talking of cards,we have lost our only existing bank card somewhere in the house & when your house is a warehouse, thats a lot of places to search… the hunt continues (on memorial day weekend!)

Changing subject, I have 30 mins left of editing to do on the podcast… then I add grapics & render, then we’re gonna post it, it should take about a day…..today I WILL finish editing! As an aside, Derrick is coming over on Sunday to do the first Friday night 3way podcast, that then gives me 5 days to get thiers up…. the pressure is on!

And finally, Kylie got SOOO many birthday wishes from her fans including one from the a crazy fan called Lyle… I now love Lyle, he’s as crazy as a box of frogs, his comments are borderline genius… I will be quoting him on a regular basis (watch this space!)

Anyway off to edit land

Andy

Back at Playboy (as ever on a Friday) ….I can’t remember the 3way girls name this week ….but I do know she is very tall!

Anyway, we found a great apartment today, fingers crossed we get it, we met the apartment manager who was a crazy 70 year old lady but probably the friendliest woman in the world… she also had a squirrel & 2 cats!

Ok, we have 30 mins of the show left, Derrick keeps dragging me into the conversation to defend mankind, so I am gonna catch you guys later…..

Andy

Well today (having been awake for 30 mins) sees me & Kylie apartment hunting again…. currently sat with a cup of tea, trying to wake up!

Obviously the show is tonight so it will be a short trip out as Kylie also has some new website ‘stuff’ to do…. I will then FINISH editing (only about 30 mins left to do!)

I will let you know if anything exciting happens in the meanwhile!

Andy

PS and a random picture of Kylie in the shower!

I know, I still have to finish part 10 of me & Kylie ”The Marble Arch bit” …. I also have gotta finish editing the podcast and get it uploaded, don’t gimme grief, I’m working on it!

Meanwhile, last night was tons of fun, loads of us went out to celebrate Kylie’s birthday at ‘The Dresden’  …it also featured ‘Marty & Elayne” who without a doubt are the greatest jazz duet ever (and the oldest!) and therefore a good time was had by all… its just a shame I never got a photo of Derricks hat!

Today (he said at 3pm!) we are undecided as to the plan of action, we are still house hunting but as mentioned earlier, the podcast editing still needs to be done & eBay always looms…. So I will crack on & see you guys later!

Andy

PS By the time photos were taken Derrick & Kayme had left, still, here is some of me & Kylie & everyone else from last night

And doesn’t she look pretty 😉 x

First off I am going to make her breakfast, then we off out for the day….

Tonight we are going for a drink, I have rounded up Mischa, Amber, Ethan & Lexi plus Derrick & Kayme…. can’t wait, should be fun!

But first I need to cook, she is currently checking her tweets…. she has like a million birthday wishes from fans, so she could be a while!

Gotta go

Andy

PS I know part 10 is coming (I still haven’t finished editing)!!!

Hello…

Been fucking about with blog, trying to make it easy to read, more info etc

Tomorrow is Kylie’s birthday so we are also planning that, will keep you posed on festivities as they happen….

Apart from that we are still tidying up after ‘Kiss of the Strangler’!

Speak soon

Andy

PS I’m still editing podcast (incase you were wondering!)

PPS had problems attaching photos yesterday, here’s a test one….

Evening from Los Dangles!

So far today, I have been quickly sorting out eBay, my personal one this time (Paypal and all that!) then spent most of the day editing the podcast…. it has taken ages and have about 3o mins done (of 2 hours!!)then  after that I have to add credits and titles!!! Hopefully will be up on Friday…

Meanwhile, just having dinner with Kylie, she is watching porn!

SO i am gonna continue editing, therefore we will have to speak later, before I go, here’s couple of bits of advice me and Kylie were discussing earlier about keeping love alive….

1. Piss on each other in the shower

2. Email each other your HIV results

Hope it helps!

Andy

I have been delving in and out of part 10 (they don’t take 2 minutes you know) and am pleased to say I will have it done at some point… err soon!

Meanwhile, today is catch up day (side note, me & Kylie opened our first joint bank account on Saturday… look how grown up I am!!) So I have been sat infront of a computer all day being busy!!!

So a story to entertain you:

Many years ago whilst running a nightclub in the North East of England, a young & attractive woman came upto me and said ”Andy, what is your opinion on fellatio?” I looked shocked and somewhat dismayed and then said ”but my dear I do not know what falatio is!” ….so she showed me!

Therefore, since that day whenever a young & attractive woman asks me ”Andy, whats your opinion on fallatio?” I always say the same thing…. ”but my dear I do not know what fallatio is!”

(thats as good as it gets today!)

Andy

Evening all…..

Fuck today I have been lazy, got fuck all done! Went shopping for groceries, made diner ….and thats about it!

Just can’t get motivated today!

Andy!

Hello from a relaxed and chilled out Sunday morning in LA!

Last night was Iron man 2 at the Arclight in Hollywood, what a great cinema… really cool! The film was awesome (cant believe I waited so fucking long to see it) Kylie sat for 2 hours drooling over Robert Downey Junior but she looked so fucking hot I let her off!

Then we tried to find Crepes afterwards & failed so we headed down to Mels drive in (from American Graffiti) where I experienced Meatloaf for the first time…. and Loved it!

We got back hoem around 1ish, cuddled up bed and surprize surprize I fell asleep! Anyway, we are currently sat in bed house hunting and planning the day, Kylie has lots of website stuff to do & at some stage I need to get groceries……

Will start to look at part 10 today & try and get some stuff up….

Back soon

Andy