Playboy radio … Friday night 3way

So I believe I said I was gonna write part 6… err sorry, sometimes crazy messed up sex with Kylie has just gotta come first (and by sometimes I mean always!)

I’m currently at Playboy radio with Kylie & Derrick as they do thier Friday night 3way show (If you haven’t got Sirius then get it)… its a great show, just fucking awesome, Kylie & Derrick have a superb rapport & they have no whole barred attitude….seriously get sirius!

I especially enjoyed this week as Kylie was ‘fucked stupid’ (her words not mine) at the beginning of the show… so she was all over the place (she even apologised for it)….

Anyway, (apart from bragging again) the point of the blog was to apologise for not starting part 6… I will do it tomorrow, I am free all weekend so I might even do part 7 as well !

Speak shortly (Get Sirius)

Andy

Morning on a Friday

Hi…

Had a bit of a restless night last night, kept waking up for no apparent reason…. but I am definatley back with the land of the living now!

Anyway, just had breakfast with Kylie, she has a crazy busy day today, lots of paperwork to do (including naked polaroids for fans, which I get to take…YAY!) & various other bits & pieces PLUS the radio show… I have been irritating her this morning by being very needy (Hey, I’m a needy guy sometimes, don’t judge me!)… but we are haing a good day so far.

Also its our 3 week…. (oops, haven’t got to that bit yet!!!)

So I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do, I’m gonna grab a cigarette make a brew & then I will continue part 6 within the next hour

and strangely enough..

As soon as I posted the last blog, Kylie texted saying she is on the way home…. so I am off to greet her lovingly at the front door!

Meanwhile,keep sending boredom relief suggestions for next time I need them…

Part 6 will probably be tomorrow so keep on, keepin on until then

Andy

Random entry

So I am sat watching the UK election on t’internet… waiting for Kylie to come home & I am bored out of my mind!

I had loads to do today (which I’ve done) & even gone for a walk but I am bored bored bored, which means I am starting to overthink, which means I get moody, which means I become a stroppy bastard!

Any suggestions on how to battle my boredom would be greatly appreciated…

Andy

PS and Gordon Brown is a cunt!

How do I summarize part 5

And we continue….

So, the countdown is on, we are IMing non stop, even when Kylie goes out or is on a set she has her phone to IM with her & we are talking pretty much all the time…

We also have a game we play, when I am asleep we time how long it will it take her to wake me up…. which was very rarely more than 2 minutes (and I sleep like the dead!!!)

So, apart from the impressive collection of photos & audio recordings we are both collecting we are also using snail mail to send each other things, I sent her things like T-shirts that smell like me, a sonic screwdriver (honestly!!)  & teabags, she sent me videos of her, printed copies of her photography & other personal things…. all while the countdown continues!

2 weeks before we met she went to Dallas & spent all night (give or take an hour or so) in her hotel room talking to me, we discussed Skype & she errr videoed herself err…doing stuff & err …talking to me about err… what we were gonna do (basically greatest video ever, I still watch it!!)

So just before she set off for London we both set up Skype & then discussed what it woud be like to actually see each other, Kylie had an idea whereby we typed the story of what we thought into a word document and then copied & pasted at the same time to see what they were like, I thought it was a great idea, so we did…..

So during the same conversation we did it, it took maybe 10-20 mins, we copied & then on the count of 3 we hit paste together, IT WAS INCREDIBLE, almost word for word the same description, even down to the room!  The connection we felt was enormous, we laughed, we cried, we were so in love… and we were only 1 week away from each other….

Gonna stop right there, in my next blog I am gonna talk about London & Skype…. You will love that bit, it fucking super dooper awesome.

Stay tuned

Andy

Todays stuff & nonsense…

Hello,

Not much to report today, the stats for the blog are impressive (thankyou all) and Kylie is working today (but I have to feed her first)….

Err, thats it really, will do part 5 while Kylie is at work so expect an update on the story later

speak soon

Andy

PS Oh I suppose I could mention last nights anal beads (more like metal tennis balls) or this mornings abuse (which I received!) but I don’t wanna come across as cocky 😉

How do I summarize part 4

You see this one is the tough one….

So far we are upto Vegas, amongst audio clips & photos, I have sent her loads of songs that I like …but two in particular REALLY remind me of her (bearing in mind we haven’t met!) Arctic Monkeys – SOS (I still call her my SOS girl) & Athlete – Wires. We had a conversation before Vegas & she told me those were her favourite out of all the songs… the fact she knew without me saying still makes me smile, when we used to ”connect” via IM we would sit & just listen to them, only saying the odd word or phrase as we did (the amount of times we would hit enter & our words matched was unbeievable!!)

Anyway I have to move on from this area because there is so much more to talk about, this happened daily, for hours, such intense emotion, such an amazing connection…. but I am moving on, you get it right?

So, after Vegas, Kylie managed to organise a trip to London to see me… FOR 3 WHOLE WEEKS!!!) & everyday I would get more info, she emailed me the ticket, the flight details & then we would start the countdown to when we meet, every day…NO, 100 times a day, she would ask & I always knew down to the second how long it would be until I was with her, till we were together, it was AMAZING…. it made both of us so happy to know we would finally get to see each other (again?), to touch, to see if what we had was real (We already knew but we had both began to discuss it with close friends (hello Mick & Amber!) so I suppose it was kinda for their benefit really because I suppose a part of them thought we might be insane!!)

So the connection is growing, our hearts are racing & we are getting closer, falling deeper in love, having discussions about stuff we have done & on a daily basis, stuff we have experienced (all very smililar to say we have such different backgrounds) & everyday more & more future memories, I mean loads, tons, so so so many…. up until then probably the happiest stage of my life.

SO I suppose I better tell you about when we both wrote a seperate story about how we meet & then compared the story at the same time… I also better mention when we started with Skype….. Skype was fucking amazing!

However, I am gonna tell you that in part 5, so digest this bit & I will be back soon 😉

OOh & before I go, thanks for reading by the way!

Andy

Man!!! I Gotta start part 4

Ok the plan was to blog part 4 last night but to cut a long story short, I got laid!!! SO,  the plan became to blog it this morning but to cut a long story short… I go laid!!

Now I gotta go out, Mischa is moving, we are helping!!!

I promise part  4 tonight, I promise!!!!

Andy

PS Kylie is fucking disgusting… a totally fucked up individual (I love her x)