Hi everyone
Just got up, eBay has gone crazy, blog going crazy… got to do podcast today so I am mega busy (haven’t even had sex busy!!!)… will blog in a bit!
Peace out!
Andy
Hi everyone
Just got up, eBay has gone crazy, blog going crazy… got to do podcast today so I am mega busy (haven’t even had sex busy!!!)… will blog in a bit!
Peace out!
Andy
Hi….
Had some great feedback on the blog so far & also has some of you telling me to type faster (Hi Gemma, hope you are enjoying a poo)…. eitherway thanks for reading!
Todays escapades involve being raped this morning by Kylie (seriously… she raped me, I felt so used…twice!) & then we started wadeing through all of her eBay stuff which lapsed ages ago, however now some is back up for sale!
As we speak Kylie is working on ABI bids, selling some of her, lets say err… clothes!!! So check out eBay on:
http://shop.ebay.com/kylieireland/m.html_nkw=&_armrs=1&_from=&_ipg=25
There’s loads more to put on but it’s a start…..
Anyway tomorrow I will do part 7, THE LONDON PART!
See ya
Andy
Welcome back,
This is where the story REALLY speeds up…..
We have a couple of days to London, so I have sent her a mobile phone in the post with unlimited internet & text messages so we can get hold of each other all the time whilst she is there without me (she is there for a month but working the first & 3rd week, we decide to the meet up during week 2 & week 4)….
However the phone doesn’t turn up in time! (God damn British postal service!!)
On the day before she left for London, I rang her (only for about the 2nd/3rd time) & we talked for about meeting up logistics, how excited we were, skype (i hadn’t got my webcam yet) but mainly it was just I love you, I love you, I love you….
Then she set off, it was wierd because I didnt talk to her for like 11 hours, the biggest break we had had for weeks but hey fuck it, she was only gonna be 200 miles away from instead of 5000!
As an aside, whilst she was in London I was gonna drive down to my sisters in Southampton, with my other sister, (i have 2 super cool sisters btw) a couple of days before & then get the train to london from there. At this stage out of my freinds this is who knew the whole story, Mick, Richard, ‘The Copelands’ & Becci (My sisters & a couple of my family knew some of the story but not everything) eitherway they were all dead excited for me to see what happened next….
When she landed she rang me, we were like 2 school kids so fucking excited, we chatted for about 10 mins and then she set off to sort out baggage, taxi & to get to her hotel (all whilst we texted the entire journey)….. I then rang her at the hotel (after afew hiccups) & then we talked all night until she fell asleep all jet lagged!
OK… The next day we skyped!
I had my webcam & she rang via her computer…. we could see each other, we could hear each other… FUCKING AWESOME…. we talked all day (except while she was at work, she is a pornstar, so work is errr… well you know!)
She would Skype whilst getting ready for work, whilst eating, whilst getting in bed & even whilst showering… skype/skype/skype, seriously the best invention ever! We would have sex via skype/ we would sit & stare at each other via skype, we just LOST HOURS AND HOURS ON SKYPE! It went on for 5 days!!!!!!
Then I had to go to my sisters…..(an hour away from her!)
I had a great time in Southhampton, catching up with everyone especially my nephew Alex, he is only 7 or 8… unfortunatley he is quite poorly as he has a rare blood disease but he is tons of fun & we had a blast, the whole Southhampton trip was great, everynight I would Skype, we still used to chat for hours & then set up our webcams so we could sleep together, it was cute, she was cute, even I WAS CUTE… (you see, I am falling in love with her all over again just telling the story of Skype)… just an awesome moment in my life…. sigh x
SO The week is here, I am stood at the train station in Southhampton… she is waiting for me in London….
I am attaching photos, will talk about London in part 7
Back very very soon….
Andy
Just a quick note….
So today is day 7 of the blog & I was just thinking I must do more, so part 6 & 7 will happen this weekend I promise. Before I disapear for the night I just wanna say that my sex life is the best it has ever been (EVER!)…by far, I mean no-one has ever come close to fucking me this well, it is so fucked up, the things we do must surely be illegal, Kylie is just unfucking real…. the things she does blows my mind!
So as I go to bed (wet through & completley exhausted) I leave you with this statement…..
I love this woman, I love her so deeply & so much I can’t remember anything that happened in my life before her she turned up, she is truly fucking amazing, she fills me with such joy my heart feels like it is going to explode…. I am a very very lucky man
Night everyone, part 6 & 7 to follow
Andy
So I believe I said I was gonna write part 6… err sorry, sometimes crazy messed up sex with Kylie has just gotta come first (and by sometimes I mean always!)
I’m currently at Playboy radio with Kylie & Derrick as they do thier Friday night 3way show (If you haven’t got Sirius then get it)… its a great show, just fucking awesome, Kylie & Derrick have a superb rapport & they have no whole barred attitude….seriously get sirius!
I especially enjoyed this week as Kylie was ‘fucked stupid’ (her words not mine) at the beginning of the show… so she was all over the place (she even apologised for it)….
Anyway, (apart from bragging again) the point of the blog was to apologise for not starting part 6… I will do it tomorrow, I am free all weekend so I might even do part 7 as well !
Speak shortly (Get Sirius)
Andy
I am currently in office helping Kylie sort through some paperwork… I have got time to write part 6 but err…. I am gonna do other stuff* instead!
Will be back
Andy
Stuff* = Kylie’s ass!
Hi…
Had a bit of a restless night last night, kept waking up for no apparent reason…. but I am definatley back with the land of the living now!
Anyway, just had breakfast with Kylie, she has a crazy busy day today, lots of paperwork to do (including naked polaroids for fans, which I get to take…YAY!) & various other bits & pieces PLUS the radio show… I have been irritating her this morning by being very needy (Hey, I’m a needy guy sometimes, don’t judge me!)… but we are haing a good day so far.
Also its our 3 week…. (oops, haven’t got to that bit yet!!!)
So I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do, I’m gonna grab a cigarette make a brew & then I will continue part 6 within the next hour
As soon as I posted the last blog, Kylie texted saying she is on the way home…. so I am off to greet her lovingly at the front door!
Meanwhile,keep sending boredom relief suggestions for next time I need them…
Part 6 will probably be tomorrow so keep on, keepin on until then
Andy
So I am sat watching the UK election on t’internet… waiting for Kylie to come home & I am bored out of my mind!
I had loads to do today (which I’ve done) & even gone for a walk but I am bored bored bored, which means I am starting to overthink, which means I get moody, which means I become a stroppy bastard!
Any suggestions on how to battle my boredom would be greatly appreciated…
Andy
PS and Gordon Brown is a cunt!
And we continue….
So, the countdown is on, we are IMing non stop, even when Kylie goes out or is on a set she has her phone to IM with her & we are talking pretty much all the time…
We also have a game we play, when I am asleep we time how long it will it take her to wake me up…. which was very rarely more than 2 minutes (and I sleep like the dead!!!)
So, apart from the impressive collection of photos & audio recordings we are both collecting we are also using snail mail to send each other things, I sent her things like T-shirts that smell like me, a sonic screwdriver (honestly!!) & teabags, she sent me videos of her, printed copies of her photography & other personal things…. all while the countdown continues!
2 weeks before we met she went to Dallas & spent all night (give or take an hour or so) in her hotel room talking to me, we discussed Skype & she errr videoed herself err…doing stuff & err …talking to me about err… what we were gonna do (basically greatest video ever, I still watch it!!)
So just before she set off for London we both set up Skype & then discussed what it woud be like to actually see each other, Kylie had an idea whereby we typed the story of what we thought into a word document and then copied & pasted at the same time to see what they were like, I thought it was a great idea, so we did…..
So during the same conversation we did it, it took maybe 10-20 mins, we copied & then on the count of 3 we hit paste together, IT WAS INCREDIBLE, almost word for word the same description, even down to the room! The connection we felt was enormous, we laughed, we cried, we were so in love… and we were only 1 week away from each other….
Gonna stop right there, in my next blog I am gonna talk about London & Skype…. You will love that bit, it fucking super dooper awesome.
Stay tuned
Andy