OK, Even though Kylie has been blogging all about it I thought I would add my 5 cents and put up some pics of the first couple of days of pre-production for Star Wars XXX.

We have started with the Landspeeder (as its gonna be filmed first) and then we move onto the Cantina (which is also gonna double up as Obi-Wans house, so here’s the first set of pics, things are going well so far… touch wood!

Me and the lovely Kylie went down to the social security office a couple of days ago and started the process of changing her name on ALL her documents…. I know, I know it has only taken us 12 months to get round to it but we have been busy and we presumed it would take a day of paperwork and paperwork and err… some paperwork.

Anyway, it turns out the whole process takes 13 minutes!

Soooo… Moving on from that momentous error of judgement, my lovely wife is now officially an Appleton according to the US state department (or whatever department is in charge of social security matters!) so hurrah for us.

As you can imagine we then decided to celebrate our 13 minute adventure, so we went for a romantic stroll along Venice beach Canals, hand in hand on a lovely day, staring lovingly into each other eyes and with envy at some of the amazing houses we saw. Eitherway, GO TEAM APPLETON!!

Yes, that’s it for another year… AndyFest is no more, a good time was had by all …and nobody died

A quick recap, I got lots of prezzies, I went to the ‘Over the Radar’ art show, got a bit drunk. partied hard at JanicePalooza (met Dobs from Shawshank redemption… great guy!) and err… got a bit drunk …and a bit drunk!

Anyway, here’s photos of stuff!

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Oh… and none of you sent me any pics! Bollocks… I made a trophy and everything!!!

Till the next time I blog, see ya

Andy

It’s arrived, the party has started & the world is a better place for the next 7 days! …it’s AndyFest 2011®

So what’s happened so far? Well, I awoke to a Kylie Ireland on my dick who serviced me well… and then gave me a present! (some would think that WAS the present but she doesn’t stop giving, she’s a kind soul!) anyway, according to her I get a present every morning all week (Note to self: must write that into next years rules) …so it’s gonna be eventful and fun filled as ever.

Moving onto other AndyFest 2011® news, I will be doing a blog at the end of the festivities that includes pics tweeted by YOU!!! So please keep tweeting, ideally we want pictures of drunkeness or tits!!! or drunken tits!!! Eitherway it should make some great reading…

So then world, please continue… a BIG thanks for all the birthday wishes so far, they are really appreciated… in return, here are some pics of AndyFest 2011® that I have taken/received so far:

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It’s nearly that time of year again… it’s nearly time for Andyfest® but before I go into anymore detail about this years event, here are some FAQ’s that might clear up any confusion:

• What is Andyfest®: Well it’s simple, AndyFest® is a week long event celebrating the birth of the greatest man in the history of Mankind & his marriage to the greatest woman… in the history of Mankind.
• When is AndyFest®: It runs from April 10th (12am) to April 17th (11.59pm)
• Who can take part in Andyfest®: Everybody* on Earth. *(except dull cunts & fucktards)
• When was AndyFest® Introduced: The First Andyfest® was in 2010, the idea came from Porn Legend Kylie Ireland who thought it would be apt that any birthday & wedding celebrations would consist of unadulterated debauchery. However, due to the size of the list that she compiled the amount of time needed sky rocketed from 24 hours to an entire week!
• Who Invented the term AndyFest®: Porn Actress Amber Rayne first coined the phrase during a conversation with Kylie Ireland about the inogural Andyfest®, the name just stuck.
• What happens during AndyFest®: Anything you want, AndyFest® is a world wide celebration of all thing fun, so let your minds & bodies run wild… and remember anything goes during AndyFest®* *(certain restrictions may apply, see rules for details)
• Is there anything else I need to know about AndyFest®: Yes… and No! Whilst AndyFest® is open to one and all and there aren’t any rules of conduct during AndyFest®, please ensure you read the rules of conduct during AndyFest®!

So there you have it, the complete history of Andyfest®, so without further ado AND to maximize your enjoyment of Andyfest®, here are the rules of conduct for AndyFest 2011® ….enjoy your week!

1. Jack Daniels is the main weapon of choice, you local Liquor store/nightclub or bar gives it away for free during AndyFest®
2. FREE SEX FOR ALL!! That’s right, you can’t say no… so ensure you carry a supply of paper bags incase you need em for…err, let’s say ‘unfortunate’ looking people.
3. If you get arrested during Andyfest® simply tell the police that you are celebrating AndyFest® ….not only will you get off scott free but the police are obliged to give you a lift home and a written letter of apology.
4. Fat people are NOT allowed to wear Lycra during AndyFest®. If you see someone breaking the rules you can mock at will, the offending ‘tubby’ must also give you $10 (or property to the value of!) *A quick note on Tank Tops, even though they are not technically banned during AndyFest®, mockery is acceptable. So my advice is ‘If you are built like a tank… don’t wear the top” …nobody like to see ‘Bingo Wings’
5. You have to be nice* …being nice should be a staple diet of your daily routine anyway but during Andyfest® you must simply ignore Fucktards, after all they are missing out on this GREAT holiday. *(doesn’t apply to rule 4)
6. You don’t have to go to work! Yet, another perk of AndyFest® …if your boss argues with you or tells you there is no such holiday of AndyFest® simply use Chloroform (or similar) on them and keep them in your trunk of your car. Ensure you let them out before 11.59pm on the 17th to qualify for rule 3.
7. If you are French you have to wear a yellow T-shirts & write ‘Surrender Monkey’ on it or ‘Horse Meat & Garlic please, le nom nom’
8. Your Local Aston Martin/Ferrari & Porsche Dealer will lend you any car of your choice for the entire duration on AndyFest®
9. Petrol (or Gas as the Americans say) is free! But ensure you explain that you are celebrating AndyFest® before driving off… unless of course the employees at the gas station are celebrating AndyFest® …if that’s the case then they won’t be there anyway and should have just left the pumps on free flow.
10. Be safe! AndyFest® can be a hazarous time, you don’t wanna go crashing your Aston Martin or catching any diseases, so ensure you get your multi purpose AndyFest® seatbelt condom…. available from all good retailers!

AND THAT’S it… please remember to tweet in your AndyFest® pics to www.twitter.com/theandyappleton. The best one will get a retweet probably, I dunno …or something, it normally takes a year to recover from AndyFest® so I might forget, eitherway have a GREAT time, enjoy yourself and spread the word of AndyFest®

Andy

Yet again not much to report since my update on Star Wars XXX…

So what revelations can I tell you about? Well, I am on Pornstar Pundits again this week, you can catch the show on: http://bit.ly/hHR4er  that’s THIS Friday, 1st April (no joke!) from 5pm -7pm PST… And that ladies & gentlemen will also mark my 12 months anniversary of being in America and the start of what promises to be the greatest, greatest month ever… why you ask? Well here’s why: April is month of the Ram (as in ‘Ram it up her’) it’s also my birthday (the 10th) AND therefore the start of AndyFest 2011 (10th-17th) a week that NOT only includes my 1 year wedding anniversary (the 16th) but also marks a week of debauchery & general hellraising for everyone on the planet!! (whadya mean it’s not marked on your calender??? …buy a Sharpie and stick it on there!!) Anyway… as previously stated April is the greatest, great month of all, the greatest people are born, I live in the greatest country in the greatest city, with the greatest wife celebrating our great event on the greatest day during the greatest worldwide event! Argue that one… and send presents!

Moving on to other news, Kylie’s new & improved website is going well, only a couple more pages to update and then the arduous task of resizing all her videos begins, we already have around 50 done PLUS all the new updates are being posting BIG but she has SOOO many… it’s gotta be one of the biggest websites out there (and testament to what a slut she is!) remember you can always can check it out at www.kylieireland.com

Seeing as we are on the subject of Kylie, FUCK ME!! How fucking crazy his her blog? I mean she has been doing it (again, as part of her web relaunch) for only 5 weeks & she has already beaten www.bombedoutLA.com & is rapidly approaching this one (and I repeat, these are 2 BUSY blogs… it’s no mean feat!)

Anyway (sniffle) as you have probably noticed Kylie has been plastered all over the web since the world found out she is street artist DeeKay, so that’s a good thing… she has been working hard for the last few days creating some new stuff (and practising stencils at home!) therefore, it won’t be long before she hits the streets of LA again with her new material.

And apart from that we have been waiting on Star Wars XXX cash money so that we can get this party started, so I leave you with some photos of recent stuff including DeeKay’s practise ground, accidentally driving through a movie set and a link to the new BombedoutLA promo vid.

Speak soon… peace out!

Andy.

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BombedoutLA Vs. The LA River: http://twitvid.com/SLNKI

Andyfest 2011 wishlist: http://amzn.to/dFErzv (please give generously!)

Hi all…

I’m currently downtown at the Fallout Shelter getting prepped for Starwars XXX, moving shit around, making it nice and tidy ready for the shoot AND creating space for construction etc… it’s a BIG job so far, although me & Kylie are doing a great job at it (and having a laugh at the same time!)

Anyway, the shoot has been moved back to the end of April so that gives us plenty of time for set building, as it was looking REALLY tight for a while, so the pressure is off us a little bit… And that’s all I can tell you really, as ever I will keep you updated with news both on and off set, meanwhile here’s a picture of R2D2 & Julius doing his best Wookie impression!

Andy

SO I am currently sat with Kylie & we are discussing my all time favorite pornstars…

Now you have to remember I am not upto date on Porn even though I am constantly meeting girls in the industry, I am, what I like to refer to as ‘Old School’ when it comes to porn & am STILL of the opinion that 90’s porn was the best porn ever made! …I mean it wasn’t that the girls were hotter (which they were) it was because the films were just sexier, today’s porn is too freakish and more Circus like… who the fuck (apart from social outcasts or murders) wants to see a milk enema? or some green haired, buck toothed skinny bird covered in poorly designed tattoos get banged in the ass by ‘some bloke’ in a cheaply made Gonzo scene (not that I know what Gonzo is… he’s was a Muppet, right?)

Anyway, after much discussion, here’s my top 10 all time favorite list… obviously Kylie would be at the top but I am not allowed to include her …but I’m sure you’ll agree it’s full of classic hotness and even though some are retired and some have now leant towards the freaky (cause you gotta earn a livin right?) it’s a great way to travel down memory lane as you mutter under your breathe “how on earth did porn get so wierd!”

1. Celeste
2. Stacey Valentine
3. Julia Ann
4. Tiffany Towers
5. Holly Body
6. Bianca Trump
7. Kim Chambers
8. Rebecca Wilde
9. Wendy Whoppers
10. JR Carrington (pre melty face)

Hi Everyone

Kylie has been stealing my thunder with aplomb… as she now has her own blog!

It’s all part of her new & improved website updates and we have both been working hard recently bringing it upto date with all things ‘Kylie’ …therefore, you now all have 2 jobs to do:

1. Rush to her website & check it out: www.kylieireland.com
2. Rush to her blog & check that out: www.kylieirelandblog.com

Anyway, to give you a flavour of what’s coming up in our world she has JUST posted some info on the upcoming Star Wars XXX production design project… NOW in glorious 3D! (head scratch!) so here’s a direct link for all the lazy bones out there!

http://kylieirelandblog.com/2011/03/16/star-wars-xxx-cast-announced/

It’s a great blog… it’s a great site… it’s a brave new world!

Andy

PS As ever www.bombedoutLA.com has all the updates on our Graffiti adventures!

*Ducks

Yes, that’s right the ducks are back… and no I haven’t lost my mind!

In my crazy little world of Porno, sex & Porno sex, the ducks that turn up at our pool every year have returned… infact I caught them shagging yesterday (the dirty duckers!) so I thought I would share the joy of Spring with you all and post some pics!

The ducks are back

MMMM... Chlorine!

Also (in other news) the Scream XXX trailer is NOW OUT!! …I play ‘Steve the Cameraman’ so here’s the link for you so that you can enjoy my moment of Parody madness (but pay attention, I’m only in the trailer for like 2 seconds… see if you can spot me) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_7IrvCahc4

Anyway, that’s all for now, i will start on Desert adventure part 2 at some stage today and don’t forget to check out my website: www.bombedoutla.com for all the graffiti news in mine & Kylie’s world!

Andy