Morning (well goodnight really!)

I have been rendering the sound on the podcast (really easy) & trying to upload it (really hard)… well I say really hard, it’s just that mevio.com is shit!! and by shit I mean NOT user freindly…. designed by ultra geeks or fucktards (or both), it SO HARD to work out!!! Me & Kylie eventually ended up shouting at the computer, then threatening it, then walking off in a huff!!

Anyway, I am leaving part 1 uploading (I think!) & will see to it in the morning….before computer goes out of window!

Will let you know what happening then…

Night all

Andy

God damn, sorry but I gotta tell you this! (Warning: this is NOT family friendly)

Just woken up… I’m checking for broken bones & missing body parts!!!

Last night (as previously stated) we went for noodles with Amber and a good time was had by all, Amber is great, so much fun to be around, she told us about her recent London adventure & then discussed love, life, horses & porn….

When we got back me & Kylie chilled out for while talking (and eating Angel food cake!) and eventually, the subject got dirty, we ended up discussing previous sexual conquests for a couple of hours and then things got out of hand!!

Long story short, we started fucking on the stairs… HARD!! It was horny as hell, we were so wound up, I was pounding the absolute crap out of her and she just fucking took it (I have no idea how!!) By the time we got into the bedroom, we had almost lost our minds, it was SO HOT!  I bang her every which way from Sunday, totally using her (yet so emotional, the shit we were saying, God damn!!) Anyway, after I had filled her ass, she climbed on top of me and started to ride the hell out of me… until she decided to sit on my face and force feed me her pussy!!!

She was going crazy (FORCE feeding  is so apt!) so much so that I passed out!! SHE COMPLETELEY SMUTHERED ME!!! covering my mouth and nose with her pussy until I couldn’t breath… and how did she bring me round? she SMASHED me HARD around the face … 4 TIMES (my jaw is killing me this morning!)

After I came to, I instantly flew into a rage, threw her back down on the bed & banged her so hard I have no idea how I didn’t cut her in half ….but eventually it was all too much and so I sprayed (my man love!) all over her face (which she then licked up, the dirty dirty girl!)

Oh, it wasn’t over!!

I then grabbed 2 of her biggest dildos & double fucked her holes while she squirted everywhere (mental note: clean the sheets) …which also included filling a glass with some, which then included me drinking it! (sorry, did I mention I have issues!!)…. she then came like she was having her head ripped off!  THE NOISY LITTLE MADAAM! … God she’s good!

Oh! …and then we continued with the ‘Angel cake fest’!! 

We eventually fell asleep in each other arms, ahhh, the romance of it all…..

Andy

PS Yeah I know, I’m bragging, fuck it!

PPS An for those of you who tuned in for noodle updates … here are Ambers noodles!

Hi everybody…

Back from noodles, Amber is all good, Kylie looks amazing, so its time for some rampant filth… goodnight all

Andy

PS Whilst waiting for Kylie to finish ”preparing” I made this banner ad !

Hi Everyone,

I would have blogged today but I had even more eBay stuff to do PLUS I was making some banner ads for Kylie’s sites (see below)….

Anyway, I am off out with Kylie to meet up with Amber, we are going for noodles (surprize surprize) so i cant stop for long, haven’t seen her in ages, really looking forward to it….

So today (apart from eBay) I fucked the crap out of Kylie…. 3 TIMES!!! (who says I’m getting old!!)….

That is all…

Speak soon

Andy

I am just wrapping up the day with eBay…. I will blog very shortly, be back very very soon…..

Meanwhile, here are some random photos, to keep you amuzed!

Andy

So today I got up early to watch England V USA!

WHAT THE FUCK!!! We played like shit, Rob Green is a knobber & all the players should be totally ashamed of themselves, we need to have a MAJOR rethink if we are gonna win anything, we should have destroyed the USA but yet again the players ego’s got in the way & team work was the victim!

So my advice is read yesterdays blog, all 3 parts because I need to chill out & stop ranting about football… I will be back at some point later (probably after I take out my frustration on Kylie’s ass) with some positive spin on all todays events!

Until then…

Andy

Hi, I’m back….

Just been going through the photos, how do I explain how they make me feel?!! How do I describe my life with Kylie?!! Wonderful, heavenly, amazing ,words don’t seem to cut it… they just don’t!

I am sat here so fucking happy…. I haven’t got the words, I need new ones, I honestly can’t tell you enough how much I love her, how much I love spending time with her & how happy she makes me… it makes you realise how little time we have, I wish Icould freeze time, it’s almost a shame we only met a few months ago, so much time wasted without her ….but I am gonna spend the rest of my life smiling, so that what I focus on.

Kylie, I know you read my blog, so I just want you to know that I love you, thanks for today, thanks for everyday, you are the one, my special girl…. I will always remember that. x

Ok, big sigh and moving on to part 2….

We finished the picnic, got out the blades (remember she has been teaching me upstairs in the warehouse)…. it was time for the big test, VENICE BEACH AND BACK!!!

And we were off, rollerblading down the beach, she was taking photos, I was trying to look cool, it was awesome (I didn’t fall over once!) well, i say that I actually fell over 3 times but that was on the way back!

When we got to the Venice Beach (where all the freaks hang out) we took off our rollerblades & walked barefoot through the shops, watching the wierdos being wierd, holding hands, Kylie was twirling occaisionally & we then got hustled by a wannabe rapper (for 4 bucks!)

On the way back, Kylie got me to walk in sand (sidenote: I hate walking in sand!!) she took photos, I took photos (we found a massive ‘K’) & then we found a bar so I could have a couple of beers & we could watch the sun go down…. but we ended up watching freaks, which turned into us discussing the general public & basically taking the piss out of tourists (well everyone really!) …It was hilarious!!!

After an hour or so, we decided to head back (the sun had vanished!) we strapped our blades back on and headed back to the car!

During the journey back, i took frequent trips to the ground (ouch) but all in all made it back in one piece, it was a great day out & a good time was had by all…. Oh and I took a piss on the beach!

And that, ladies & gentlemen, was ‘Andy & Kylie’s trip to the beach’… so without further ado, here is the pictorial version!

Andy

While you wait for me to type up the next part (the one with tits!) here are some random images from ‘Andy & Kylie’s day at the beach’

Wow, It’s 11.14pm & we have just got back, here’s the story so far:

Last night we were supposed to go & see Ben’s photography exhibition but by the time we got there they had shut down (err.. 3 hours early you fuckers!) SO we decided to come home and fuck! (so not all bad!) Kylie looked amazing…. in fact, this is what she looked like….

The next day, we had a few errands to run, including a trip to the dermatologist (My psoriasis is murder at the mo!) so we thought it would be nice to spend a day at the beach, have a picnic & then Rollerblade along Santa Monica through to Venice beach….

I was in charge of food so I made us a Tomato & mozzarella salad followed by Pesto Chicken & Bacon linguine (I know, Gordon Ramsey has nothing on me!)… PLUS we had a couple of yoghurt & a BIG bar of Cadbury’s chocolate!

So, we nipped to over the Doctors, had a nightmare with Chase Bank (we forgot our pin number.. head slap!) & ended up at the beach, it was a lovely day, the sun was shining… we parked up & set ou our picnic on the grass.

It was scrummy (both Kylie & the food!)… and so we fell into the romance of it all, we ate, we cuddled, we kissed, we took some great photos of trees…. and then Kylie made Stonehenge out of Ice plants, she named it ”Ice planthenge”

As love was in the air, I also made Kylie a daisy chain…. and then molested  her tits for a while!

After (quite a bit) of molestation, unfortunately, the daisy chain broke…. but not to be outdone by this event (and some quick thinking on my part) I decided to express my feelings in ”daisy form”

And the day just continued to get better… stay tuned for part 2 (which will be in about 10 minutes!!!)

Andy

Hi all,

Load of hits from yesterdays blog, which I am putting down to the revelation on twitter that I had semi nekkid pictures of Kylie (either that or you are all really interested in my Dad’s birthday!)… Anyway on todays agenda:

Following on from last night (errr… we were up having sex till 6 am, therefore we didn’t get up till about midday) we are just about to go over to ‘The Valley’ to get Kylie’s bloodwork done (it’s a porn thing) & then we are gonna race back to get ready for Ben Sparrows Photo exhibition!

Side note: Ben Sparrow is a photographer / Director that lives with us at the falloutshelter, you can check out his website at http://project1site.com/ 

As another side note, I forgot to mention on Tuesday that they were filming more scenes from Wicked pictures ‘Speed’ right ouside our bedroom, Kylie took some really good photos of a mock armoured car robberey & then got busted by the crew (see photos!)

So that all being said, we must go, I have to remind everyone that I haven’t forgotten about part 10 of our story, I must also finish the sound editing on the podcast…. you are all incredibly patient!

Until later

Andy