Hi everybody,

Currently Me & Kylie are working on the (very) early stages for production of a ‘as yet’ unnamed Porn Parody. It’s loads of  hard work but loads of fun… it involves ALOT of phone calls, numerous meetings (with ourselves) some driving around prop houses to get prices for stuff & other movie style type tasks etc…. However, at this stage, we think it might not happen, mainly due to the scale of the project versus the budget (which we don’t yet know!)

Anyway, so why all the effort you ask? …well, here’s why.

A couple of weeks ago we got the first copy of  a film we did together called “Kiss of the strangler” on which we did all the production design. It was a great film, a job well done & an awesome feeling to see all the sets we did, along with our flair and imagination up on-screen… but more than anything else (call me narcissistic) it was just fucking amazing to see my name  on the credits… Go team Appleton!

Err, and that’s it really (OK, you can call me a narcissist if you want.)

Andy

And so we finish the year as we started… with a BANG! (and a Giant Rabbit)

After a great Xmas, we had a couple of days off, chilled out & had some alone time, it was nice to spend ‘phone off time’ with Kylie, so we hid away from the world, watched TV, dressed the retro tree (which turned up 2 days AFTER Xmas) skyped with family & basically took life at our pace.

We had various options for New Years Eve but we decided to go with the ‘first come, first serve’ option & so ended up going over to our friends Tim & Dor’s house with one of our bestest buddies Mischa (plus a stuffed man called Gordon) and also along the way pick up another pal Lynn…

Anyway, when we got to Lynn’s house we were amazed to discover him stood in the street wearing a Giant Bunny costume… ‘err OK’ we thought (after 5 mins of hysterics) and so we bundled him into the car and set off to our destination, all the way with him sticking his bunny head out of the window bawling ‘Happy New Year’ to one and all!

So, once we arrived (and after Tim and Dor got over the shock of a Giant Rabbit and a life sized stuffed man as NYE guests) we commenced to make food, drink copious amounts of booze and generally run a muck…

After a couple of hours, we came up with the brilliant idea of playing party games, namely ‘Taboo’ …however we didn’t have a one. So giant rabbit went over to a neighbours, with a threatening note pinned to his chest and stood outside their front door until they gave us theirs! Which miraculously worked (he was a spooky looking rabbit!)

At midnight, we then drank vodka in champagne glasses in the street to toast the New Year as yet again the Giant Rabbit ran around causing chaos and scaring small animals (leavng poor Gordon all alone inside) … as an aside to the story, whilst we stood in the street, a strange man appeared in the world tightest trousers (and very flambouyant yellow top) said hello, Happy New year, threw 2 fireworks in front of him and then literally pranced off  away into the night.. it was all very surreal.

We then played taboo, the greatest game in the world when you are drunk, till around 4ish, made our excuses and went home… Once we got back to the homestead, I then commenced to bang the crap out of Kylie’s ass until the sun came up! Go team Andy!

And that was it really, some good company, a few drinks, a few laughs, a giant rabbit and a good time was had by all… Then rampant filth and collapsing in a drunken stupour, what more do need from a NYE party?

 To give you a better idea of the night (as most of the antics get lost in translation) have a look at the pics… and Roll on 2011.

Andy 

PS Whilst I forget, I have gotta say a quick thanks to everyone (that means you) that have taken time to read my blog, I hope the random bollocks I write either make you laugh, cry or just plain envious, either way… thanks, it’s appreciated!

PPS I know, I have to continue the stoy of me & Kylie, I’m stuck on part 12… I will finish it promise!

What a fucking great Christmas! Seriously AMAZING…

This was our first one together (in person!) and I don’t think it could have been better, we had GREAT weather, gave great gifts & had some of the best & dirtiest sex EVER! What more could a guy ask for? (apart from the retro Christmas tree we ordered turning up BEFORE Christmas day, not 2 days after!)

So, the story goes like this: I knew what Kylie wanted as she has an Amazon wishlist for her fans, so in order not to tip her off as to what she was getting, I set up my own wishlist and added the presents she wanted to it, then bought them for myself… I then had them shipped to the PO box for her fanclub (which I always check!) and HEY PRESTO, instant surprize and a moment of brilliance from me.

Incase you were wondering what I gave her, she got a New Handbag, a steam punk Necklace with love hearts & skulls on it, a new set of  ‘cool as fuck’  headphones for her radio show & a Kindle case/bag. She loved them, her face lit up when she opened her presents… she’s a little cutie! 

In return, she got me a couple of Neck chains (including a really heavy set black one, that I still haven’t taken off!) the world coolest ‘Lucky 13’ bowling shirt (she knew I have always wanted one) some D&G aftershave (the one I wore in London) and endless amounts of Jack Daniels stuff, including a food brush, wallet, hat, Rubiks cube & set of glasses (she knows me too well!)

Like I said, a perfect day, with the perfect wife… all in the city of Dangles, I am very lucky, I know (before you all say it!)

SO, as ever, here come the photos… thanks for readin, I’ll be back shortly with details of New Years eve!

Andy

Last night me & Kylie went to see Roger Waters “The Wall”

OMG! What an amazing show…

It was held at the Honda Centre in Anaheim (which we couldn’t find for ages!) but before the show we had a meal at the stadium, in the Jack Daniels Old NO 7 Bar, it was a Buffet type scenario but like no other buffet I’ve seen, truly incredible food, I ate pretty much everything they had!

SO after that and a couple of JD’s (it woud be rude not to) …The show then commenced, it was an extravanganza of Sound, Music & Lights. The Entire show was on a HUGE wall, that was built DURING the entire show, with appropriate images from the film (plus new updated versions) beamed onto the it & the stage… all produced & performed by Pink Floyd originator/writer/performer Roger Waters himself.

Special mentions must also go to the 30ft puppets & GIGANTIC Flying pig that propelled round the stadium… you had to see it believe it!

So here are some pics (as ever)

Andy

After a great weekend in Vegas, we stopped off at Zzyzx & then found an abandoned waterpark… it was spooky as fuck, totally empty & completley trashed, we wandered around for an hour or so taking photos & generally running amuck!

*Photo credits go to Kylie

Andy

I cannot believe I haven’t blogged in November, apologies one & all… Holy fuck!

So, where do I start? November has been crazy… The poker tournament, another “Is this Normal” interview PLUS various days out including meeting Randi & Cherri (Kylie’s first boyfriend & is wife)

Ok… (gathering thoughts) …I’ll start with the poker Tournament, long story short. 2 free days in Vegas, loads of famous types, Kylie came in 36 outta 100… Derrick came 2nd!  A FANTASTIC WEEKEND!!

Next up… the Journey home!

Andy

In the spirit of all things Halloween, me & Kylie decided to pit the Mighty Julius against a giant rubber spider in a terrifying battle to the death…

Long story short, after a lengthy struggle of determination, grit & bravery …Julius got Bored!! Still, cute pics though.

Happy Halloween everybody!

Andy 

Hi Kids…

Last night was Pornstar Karaoke at “Sardos” in Burbank …and what a lot of fun it was! Kylie met up with the new bosses at Playboy radio including HER new producer Mike (who’s a great guy, very funny, an all round diamond geezer!)

Anyway, whilst there we also ran into Julia Ann, John Strong, Phoenix Marie, Nikki Hunter & director Miles Long plus his wife… hilarity then ensued with a great bunch of people, it was a superb night out, a total scream, lots of fun & a good time was had by all!

So, as ever, here come a flood of pics, luckily I didn’t sing so there are no ones of me crooning badly, however you can tell from my face that I was slightly inebriated… ahhh Jack Daniels, I love you my drunk inducing chum!

Enjoy

Andy

SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT PART TWO!!

Me & Kylie are back on “Is this Normal” on Ustream with Emily & Simone this week, talking about porn, our lovelife & other sex related topics (…PLUS other things you were too afraid to ask your Mum)

So make sure you log on & join us, it’s being streamed LIVE so it’s interactive and if it’s anything like last time it’ll be a blast!

Check out the ad below for all the details…

Se ya then

Andy

Shameless plug alert part ONE!

Kylie is hosting a charity Poker event on November the 13th at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas… there’s will be loads of celebrities, American football stars & MMA fighters there INCLUDING my main man Derrick Pierce & even little ol’ me!

For guest tickets for the meet & greet or any other info then check out: http://www.helplasvegascops.com/