Monday Morning (insert comment here)

First off.. Hi Gemma!!! ”whatcha mean i sound so serious?” I am still the insane mofo that you’ve always known, i am just trying to make it make sense & be ….errr dare I say intelligent!

Away, hello to the rest of you, was up late last night, Kylie was a bit poorly yesterday & it peaked about midnight so was in ‘Dr Andy’ mode (she has had to cancel a scene for Hustler today)… She seems Ok today, she is sat up in bed chatting with her best friend but I will be keeping an eye on her (and not that eye!)

So at some stage will be reconstructing her office & I will have to sit in the sun for a while because I’m english at the end of the day & the sun in a fucking novelty…..

Will keep you all posted throughout the day & will commence summary (part 3) I promise

Don’t go changin

Andy

Told twitter about Blog.. so read on!

Hi….

I have been pissing around trying to work this shit out, I will get the hang of it, don’t hate on me or I will come around to your house & secretly piss in your cupboards!! =)

Anyway, various reasons for doing this: A) Cause I wanna. B) Cause I am sick of my family and friends asking how the heck I ended living in LA with one of the sexiest / dirtiest / most beautiful women on earth. C) It was Kylie’s idea. D) Because it will be fun to read, some of the strangest stuff goes on in my life, I need to tell someone! …and finally I might get hit by a bus tomorrow!

So read away,  am going to be summarizing loads of stuff so back date,double check or whatever….

Thanks for listening, drive safely, look afer mum… everyone’s a winner!

Andy

busy busy busy… and a stroll

Evening all…

Well, what a busy day, me & kylie deconstructed her office & moved the contents upstairs at the fallout shelter (www.thefalloutshelter.com) but didn’t have to time to reconstruct it because Ben was shooting a milf from Beverly hills who wanted some D&S shots….

So we decided to go for dinner at Urth (posh/pretentious eatery downtown), it was great, Kylie had the poshest cup of tea ever & we both had a couple of sarnies… yummy!

After that we went for a stroll down by the LA river & I took some shots of graffiti & some awesome ones of her…. as an aside we also saw the worlds biggest fucking train!

Finally, we went to Ralphs & did a ”Big shop”… $280 worth of Big shop (we are going all Atkins & so we bought shed piles of meaty goodness, there was also a few ‘Italian sausage’ jokes along the way!

Currently sat in bed laptop by laptop, twittering various photos from the day (I’ve attached a couple) & generally acting like love was invented just for us… I will never grasp how much I adore this woman, she is breathtaking.

So that being said, i know I must continue or story at some point (I haven’t forgotten) but I think that will have to commence tomorrow… probably aafter office rebuilding work!

See you soon, keep it real!!!!

Andy

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How do I summarize part 2

Ok, where was I….

As I sit here Kylie is reading one of the stories she emailed me when we first ”connected” ……

(you will here ”connected” alot during this story, just accept it, neither of us are spiritual people but we just connect, mentally, physically emotionally & ”something else we don’t understand”)

Anyway it was called ‘Flash’ & as she re-read it for the first time for months she leaned over & kissed me, she had a look in her eye that now just seeems so familiar to me… but it always has (even before we met) she then said ”how did I know?” ”I could have written this an hour ago!” you see this is my point, we had conversations months ago about what we are doing right now, we both firmly believe this isn’t the first time we have met, been in love or been together… I know it’s mad (especially if you know either of us!) but there it is…… let me continue the story, I will try & make it make sense to you.

SO, we are emailing each other, DMing each other 50 times a day…..

One day I get an email from her, are you on IM? I replied no but downloaded yahoo messenger and then said yes…. we connected for our first real time conversation later that day, it was awesome, we talked for hours about everything, why/ what/who… I mean everything, this was the beginning of the story of how we truly realised we were.. no fuck it, this is the story of how we had already fallen in love and we had found each other again.

The conversations developed over the next few days (roughly 12 hours a day!!) she would carry her laptop around the house chatting with me (and because of the 8 hour time difference) I would stay up all night… we sent photos, lots of photos, some of them naked, some of them cuddled up in bed, some of them … err well you know ”doin stuff” !!! That then moved onto music, i would upload my favorite songs onto her server, she would play them on the way to work (EG: the AVN awards in vegas)… as an aside I send my first audio clip in Vegas, it was an amazing day, she could hear me and she would type her reactions to my voice!!!!

Right, i have to stop here, Kylie is ready for bed and I am tired, I also have forgotten to tell you about New years eve, that was when we admitted we were in love, or realised… or said it, either way I know I am skipping bits because the story is so massive ( I have kept every email and IM by the way, I have EVERY WORD SHE SAID TO ME….)

SO I am stopping and will try and pick up tomorrow…. I kinda hope this makes sense but kinda don’t care also, this is me trying to explain the unexplainable so, you know… errr its hard!!!

Keep track if you can, see you tomorrow

Andy

Finished the Podcast studio

Welcome back….

Well the studio is finished, Iam going to attempt to attach a photo (fingers crossed) all in all it came out fantastic…. podcasting will begin soon!

Meanwhile, Kylie has printed off some wedding photos & other snaps from London whilst I cooked dinner… we sure are pretty!!!

So, before you ask, yes I am gonna continue the story of ”us” I firtly need a cup of tea plus some kind of shower… a sexy porno type of shower!!!

Back soon

Andy

Today I have been…..

Like I said, i will be updating ”the story” of me & Kylie but meanwhile I will update you on todays goings on…..

It’s podcast day studio building day today!!!! We painted it a couple of days ago, now we are adding different sizes of frames (within frames) and have mounted a couple of cool windows, I will take some photos and attach em later…..finally Kylie looks as hot as ever =) x

Keep on keepin on

Andy

How do I summarize?

I am currently sat up in bed in downtown Los Angeles….. How did I get here?

Well, it all started in late November, early December whilst surfing around on twitter… I found a very attractive young lady called Kylie Ireland (yes the pornstar, don’t judge me, i wasn’t even sure at the time, she was just hot!!) besides I was building up a list of people to follow and her tweets were amuzing & dirty plus a bit mental so I thought, Why not?

Anyway, I left twitter for a while, only checking back in now and then to see who was saying what or what was on peoples minds and eventually picked up the courage (or worked out how to) send replies to peoples comments…. Kylies seemed to be very ‘Cats or sex based’ (2 of my favourite subjects) so I entered something cat based (or sex based) and away we went from there!

As with everything in life Cats = Sex (err ..apparently) and so Kylie & I set off on a whirlwind of dirty stories or cute Cat based photographic competitions (did I say it was surreal!) then next thing you know we are emailing each other complete filth about our daily or former sexual encounters (she being a complete whore and me being a semi retired Player)

After various letter writing adventures (over a very short period of time) we noticed that our stories, mannerisms, writing style and dare I say ”connections” were incredibly similar, no frighteningly similar, NO they were exactly the same…. it was strange, it was new… it was the best feeling in the world.

It became our hot topic of discussion, we would email (& DM through twitter) thoughts and feelings about each other 50 times a day, strange coincidences, timings of unusual daily situtions including thoughts of each other and … well stuff we didn’t understand, can I say former memories/future memories? Cause to this day they continue, they still grow for gods sake, we both swear we have been here before….. its not falling in love, its falling back in love, soulmates doesn’t even begin to explain it.

(oh and time seems to change around us, sometimes a day can be an hour, an hour can be a minute… just thought I would throw that one in there!)

So, you still with me? Do you think we are crazy yet? Right now, I am gonna take a break from ”probably the greatest love story ever told” and do some day to day stuff, I will continue shortly…..

Until then…

Andy

SO what’s the point?

It was Kylie’s (which I don’t wanna call her but that’s the way it is) idea originally…..

The point is to let everybody know the story of  ”us” so far and where it ultimatley will lead to (or how we get to happily ever after!) but anyway like I said in an earier post it will take a while to get used to so be patient, it will be fun to read, definatley surreal but all in all you will enjoy it, i won’t hold anything back (apologies to family members) so err.. that’s it really stay tuned, i am probably gonna start with a summary of the last few months

Speak soon, comment away but don’t piss me off!

Andy