SO I am listening to playboy radio tonight (as I often do) and I have to say, it was unintentionally the funniest show I have ever heard….

(I think) the basic premise of the show is Rednecks phone in and then wank off!

And how do they achieve this amazing feat? They get a porno chick to describe a sexual encounter to the caller & then encourage them to explain what they (the caller) would do to them, so this evening I have learnt:

• A ”loogie’ is excellent lube!
• Failing that, chewing tobacco is a useful aternative!
• Women like their stomachs to be filled with piss!
• Being sat on the toilet with your Penis ‘dangerously’ close to the water is a real turn on!
• Small tits only use is to be wacked with your cock (and bruised)!
• Dirty Enema water is fun!
• Puking is really hot!
• ….and finally ”Gardening for Anus” (I actually don’t know what that means but I thought I would mention it)

Errr… and that’s about it, I can’t believe that after all these years, I didn’t know these simple facts! (It’s either that or the programming director is on holiday, or stupid, or deaf, or just really likes the sound of Rednecks jerking off!)

EITHERWAY, I JUST DON’T GET IT!

So please Mr Playboy radio programme director man, please stop, I mean OK, it was funny for a while but I’m bored now, there’s only so much Redneck homoerotisism I can take from my radio… infact I’ve just discovered it’s only an hour!

Lets get back to the ”radio presenters” & DJ’s who can actually converse about things, have a laugh & chat with the listeners about amusing, dirty or interesting subjects… trust me (and call me crazy) it makes good radio!

Here endeth the lesson

Andy

So, today Kylie taught me how to rollerblade, it was a tough challenge but as she is a very good teacher (read into that what you will) by the end of the first hour I was rollerbladin around the warehouse like a champ! (ok, not a champ but I WAS better!)

I cannot do her ‘teaching prowess’ any justice by describing it…. so enjoy the pictorial!

Andy

I have been meaning to blog all day….

But I have been sorting out the post for hours… loads of eBay stuff to mail, so I am on my way out!

I am also supposed to be having a dungeon sex fest at some stage when i return ….so I might not be blogging for a while!!!

Andy

I always feel sorry for Tuesday because its such a non event…. We all hate Monday, Wednesday is midweek, Thursday is one day away from Friday, Friday is the start of the weekend… (Sat & Sun speak for themselves)

So let’s all give Tuesday a big hug! 

On todays agenda, whilst Kylie is out & about running errands I will be finishing off our podcast….then starting on the Friday night 3way! At this stage I don’t know if the first stage is possible, however I am going to attempt to finish it & get it posted, we shall see….

In other news, the weather is as shit hot as ever (YAY!) I had a rant about Scottish footy fans on facebook & twitter (cunts!) plus Sarah Ferguson has proved yet again that she is a pissed up, money grabbing fatty! (See Oprah)

And that is all that Tuesday has to offer so far…

Until later

Andy

PS part 10, coming soon, blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada (I promise)

This one is just for me really, I just wanna store my URL for eBay …but if you are interested, here’s my page:

http://tinyurl.com/2fae23a

Infact, fuck it, I should add it to my blog opening page!

Anyway ….err I think apart from ebay the only ‘interesting’ fact of the day is that Kylie baked some scones today, so the whole ”whore in the bedroom, angel in the kitchen” thing really does apply to her (although, thinking about it, she is pretty much a whore in every room!) but you get what i trying to say….

To finish off this blog, I know by now, some of you are thinking, ”where the fuck is part 10?” …I WILL DO IT I PROMISE… I am as busy as fuck, I have 2 PODCASTS TO FINISH!!!! (although eBay is done for a week!) so I am gonna go!

Andy

PS I never posted a pic did I? (see last blog or below)

PPS Damn it, there was one last thing I forgot to mention, I can’t remember… Damn it! I fucking hate it when that happens!! …. oh fuck it, see you tomorrow!

Hi everyone,

It’s Memorial day, a day everyone pays respect to the armed forces (and good on em I say, they all really deserve it)…. for the UK readers, its kinda like a bank holiday combined with rememberance day.

So, today the weather continues to be as hot as hell, everything is closed and therefore me & Kylie are eBaying some old stuff….

Last night btw I absolutley banged the crap out of Kylie (I think I am still a bit fuck drunk to be fair….) it all started off with me taking the nekkid photos of her for fans and then it REALLY just got out of hand, I mean it’s not surprising she is FUCKING AMAZING in the sack but seriously…. she is better than that, the chemistry we have & the things we do to each other !!! It’s Terrible!!! (Go team Andy!)

Anyway, we fell asleep in each other arms afterwards and then slept like a log (If Kylie is reading this I have omitted the conversation we had whilst I was asleep… that doesn’t count!)

So moving on, you should all check out eBay by the way, we have posted some really cool stuff on there, Wicked Pictures bowling shirts etc (Corruption on blu-ray with a ‘signed by the cast’ original script is pretty awesome)….

Infact I should go and continue to post stuff & at some stage today (if you’re lucky) I will edit a photo from last night and post it below (just so you can see how hot Kylie looked!)

Until then, enjoy your day

Andy

OK, a quick round up….

Derrick & Kayme have just left, the first Friday night 3way is recorded… it was gooood! I have also finished editing mine & Kylie’s podcast, all I have to do is add graphics & render, it shouldn’t take me THAT long & then I can post it up, then i will do the same with Friday night 3way so both of em are up this week!

So, right now gonna take nekkid photos of Kylie for her fans… then I am gonna fuck her up!

That is all… until tomorrow! …sleep tight

Andy

To quote TuPac  ”I’m up early in the mornin, breath stinking as I’m yawnin …. just another sunny day in California”

SO TRUE,  WHAT AN AMAZING DAY…. (side note: I started this blog like 2 hours ago but Ethan & Lexi are here & Lexi is all kinds of nekkid!… so I suppose I should now put ”just another strange day in California!)

So, errr, where was I? Oh Yes… it’s as hot as fuck, the sun is blazing & all is good, I mentioned yesterday that Derrick & Kayme were coming over today & therfore the podcast studio is all set up but what I didn’t mention is that I haven’t finished editing ours!!! Me & Kylie got talking last night & then ended up on the roof chatting for hours… then sex happened (so you can sue me… fuck it, I will do it today!)

To summarize, Lexi is nekkid, Kylie is moving sofas around and that is all really, just thought Iwould share the glorious sunshine with you (and also get to piss off everybody in England!)

Will be back in abit

Andy

So its like 5pm (almost)….

Where the fuck has the day gone? Days in LA just fly by sometimes, maybe its the lack of rain and grey clouds but I dunno, time seems to be shorter on this side of the pond!

So, moving on, I have not really done much today, me & Kylie have found the perfect place to live (see yesterdays blog) so we are continuing the process of streamlining with eBay (and doing quite well)… However, It caused a bit of a ‘todo’ when she twittered she was moving because porn people assumed there was an issue with The Fallout Shelter so she had to retweet that it was ‘business as usual’ …. which it is!

In other news, I have discovered the Venture Bros, a fucking hilarious cartoon that Kylie loves… seriously hilarious.. I am a convert (try & catch one of you haven’t already)

And we continue with news of the ‘near nekkid’ challenge… I now have to tweet ‘near nekkid’ photos of kylie (1 a day) on twitter after my followers increased by 100 due to Kylie informing the world that was my mission, I failed yesterday so after this blog enry I am gonna find 2 to make up for it.

Also, we haven’t heard from the bank (after we opened our account) & I have reaised that we have used the PO box address for the cards to be sent to, its fucking miles away on the other side of LA (head slap!)…. talking of cards,we have lost our only existing bank card somewhere in the house & when your house is a warehouse, thats a lot of places to search… the hunt continues (on memorial day weekend!)

Changing subject, I have 30 mins left of editing to do on the podcast… then I add grapics & render, then we’re gonna post it, it should take about a day…..today I WILL finish editing! As an aside, Derrick is coming over on Sunday to do the first Friday night 3way podcast, that then gives me 5 days to get thiers up…. the pressure is on!

And finally, Kylie got SOOO many birthday wishes from her fans including one from the a crazy fan called Lyle… I now love Lyle, he’s as crazy as a box of frogs, his comments are borderline genius… I will be quoting him on a regular basis (watch this space!)

Anyway off to edit land

Andy

Back at Playboy (as ever on a Friday) ….I can’t remember the 3way girls name this week ….but I do know she is very tall!

Anyway, we found a great apartment today, fingers crossed we get it, we met the apartment manager who was a crazy 70 year old lady but probably the friendliest woman in the world… she also had a squirrel & 2 cats!

Ok, we have 30 mins of the show left, Derrick keeps dragging me into the conversation to defend mankind, so I am gonna catch you guys later…..

Andy