Sorry thought I would brag for a second!

Hi,

Forgive any wierdness at the start of this story but Kylie just kissed me like it was going to save my life & my head has totally blown….. she is now watching me type & biting me!

(several hours later…)

Hi, I’m back, so where was I, oh yes, err, the story, err, I’m tired now! gonna sleep, so so sleepy!

Andy

PS will do part 4 tomorrow, sorry!

Hello all…

Ok, slept like a log, woke up in a fireplace!

”Stuff” on the agenda for today: Chiropractor for Kylie, go & see the lovely Mischa & arrange Various things for XXXotica Miami …but first food!

Check back for updates

Andy

Well, thats me for today (well officially tomorrow!)

So I am off to bed, finished the offices, the podcast studio has extra lighting, mics & cameras… we are looking good to go (might even podcast tomorrow night) so sty tund for that!

To summarize the evening after, cooked dinner for Kylie, I went all italian tonight and she loved it (I think so anyway, she semed quite happy!) Then we caught a couple of the new episodes of Dr Who (which we aren’t impressed with) and I err.. how can I put this, I messed her up on the sofa (and by her, I mean me!) She totally drives me insane, she is beautiful, sexy & truly disturbing at times…. !!

And on that note, I’m off to sleep… we have a plan for tomorrow, so will blog details in the morning.

Don’t go changing, thanks for reading… & Goodnight!

Andy

So far so good on the office front!

We have desks, computers & incredible amounts of Kylie memorabilia (I am walking round with a hard on all the time!!!)

So to avoid passing out I decided to make a quick lunch for the beautiful lady, Baked peppers stuffed with lemon mustard chicken on a bed of salad…. I was quite impressed as it was a first time recipe for me, it actually tasted good (or didn’t taste bad!)…..

Kylie twittered it… that’s gotta mean something!!!

Quick final update so far today, thanks to all you guys who have twittered & facebooked about the blog, it’s appreciated….

Andy

PS If i had a dollar for each time I pulled Kylie’s top off today I would be a rich man!

PPS and a photo of a stuffed pepper!

First off.. Hi Gemma!!! ”whatcha mean i sound so serious?” I am still the insane mofo that you’ve always known, i am just trying to make it make sense & be ….errr dare I say intelligent!

Away, hello to the rest of you, was up late last night, Kylie was a bit poorly yesterday & it peaked about midnight so was in ‘Dr Andy’ mode (she has had to cancel a scene for Hustler today)… She seems Ok today, she is sat up in bed chatting with her best friend but I will be keeping an eye on her (and not that eye!)

So at some stage will be reconstructing her office & I will have to sit in the sun for a while because I’m english at the end of the day & the sun in a fucking novelty…..

Will keep you all posted throughout the day & will commence summary (part 3) I promise

Don’t go changin

Andy

Ok… Kylie has told the masses, the stats are firing up slowly (oooh, the pressure!)

Anyway… read the older posts, you’l get the picture!

Thanks for taking time to click away

Andy

Hi….

I have been pissing around trying to work this shit out, I will get the hang of it, don’t hate on me or I will come around to your house & secretly piss in your cupboards!! =)

Anyway, various reasons for doing this: A) Cause I wanna. B) Cause I am sick of my family and friends asking how the heck I ended living in LA with one of the sexiest / dirtiest / most beautiful women on earth. C) It was Kylie’s idea. D) Because it will be fun to read, some of the strangest stuff goes on in my life, I need to tell someone! …and finally I might get hit by a bus tomorrow!

So read away,  am going to be summarizing loads of stuff so back date,double check or whatever….

Thanks for listening, drive safely, look afer mum… everyone’s a winner!

Andy

Evening all…

Well, what a busy day, me & kylie deconstructed her office & moved the contents upstairs at the fallout shelter (www.thefalloutshelter.com) but didn’t have to time to reconstruct it because Ben was shooting a milf from Beverly hills who wanted some D&S shots….

So we decided to go for dinner at Urth (posh/pretentious eatery downtown), it was great, Kylie had the poshest cup of tea ever & we both had a couple of sarnies… yummy!

After that we went for a stroll down by the LA river & I took some shots of graffiti & some awesome ones of her…. as an aside we also saw the worlds biggest fucking train!

Finally, we went to Ralphs & did a ”Big shop”… $280 worth of Big shop (we are going all Atkins & so we bought shed piles of meaty goodness, there was also a few ‘Italian sausage’ jokes along the way!

Currently sat in bed laptop by laptop, twittering various photos from the day (I’ve attached a couple) & generally acting like love was invented just for us… I will never grasp how much I adore this woman, she is breathtaking.

So that being said, i know I must continue or story at some point (I haven’t forgotten) but I think that will have to commence tomorrow… probably aafter office rebuilding work!

See you soon, keep it real!!!!

Andy

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Welcome back….

Well the studio is finished, Iam going to attempt to attach a photo (fingers crossed) all in all it came out fantastic…. podcasting will begin soon!

Meanwhile, Kylie has printed off some wedding photos & other snaps from London whilst I cooked dinner… we sure are pretty!!!

So, before you ask, yes I am gonna continue the story of ”us” I firtly need a cup of tea plus some kind of shower… a sexy porno type of shower!!!

Back soon

Andy