I will let this photo speak for itself!

Andy

PS Sorry, I can only publish the ‘edited version’ …but you get the idea!

Morning all,

Today we have so much to do, we kinda lost yesterday (see previous blog) so we are playing catch up, eBay/abibids/part 10/ the podcast are all behind now!! So I am gonna quickly tell you about last night…

Kylie tried to kill me! Really fucking intense… OMG!!! Amazing! I am aching all over, my knees are killing me but SOOO worth it, seriously I am knackered!

Anyway, I had better crack on, hope you like the new blog format (btw the photo in the header was taken by Kylie, awesome huh?)….. it makes it easier to read I think, the story of me & Kylie is now seperate in the category section (on the right)….

Speak in a bit

Andy

Ignoring the fact, I am married to a beautiful world famous pornstar, I live in a dungeon & most of my friends have sex for a living…. LA still manages to find ways to surprize me!!!

Today, me & Kylie (have I mentioned how beautiful she is today?) heard a commotion outside & then soon discovered via twitter that they are filming the new new Wicked pictures film on the 6th Street bridge (outside were we live)…. eventually the tweets & noise got the better of us & so we decided to go for a mooch and investigate!

When we turned up on set, there was a motorcycle cop guarding the entrance and no sooner had she saw him, Kylie had wandered over & blagged her way in (I was impressed at her cander!)….

Then we ran into Derrick Pierce (who is in the film) & his lovely girlfriend Kayme Kai, Kylie movd on todo some air kissing & hugging to various industry people and then they started rolling!

Background Info: The film is called Speed and is based around motorbikes, Derrick is in a Motorbike Gang & organised them all to be on set, it was like Fast & the Furious but with Bikes, loads and loads of Bikes!

Anyway, we were suddenly extras in the movie, The scene was Derrick starting a race with 2 hot chicks on Bikes (one of them is Jessica Drake, she gave Kylie a big hug when she saw her and said ”OMG, Is that THE Ady Appleton!!”) he had to chat them up & so on…. basically, whoever won the race got to fuck him! We had to whoop and cheer & look like Biker types!

After the race, Derrick’s Character then offered himself up as the prize, to which he was whole heartedly blown out because these 2 girls were more interested in each other!!! Then we had to laugh and sneer and basically make fun of him! It was hilarious to be a part of, we took loads of photos & had a great time (in the blistering heat)… but it just goes to show how surreal LA can be, one minutes you are on twitter, the next you are on the set of a porn movie acting like a biker!!!

And that’s the story of Sunday so far… let’s see what else happens, its still only 9.00pm!!!

Andy

PS And i havent even mentioned fisting Kylie’s ass last night!!!!

What a great day, the sun was in the sky, Kylie did some awesome graphics on the podcast website, then went onto cook the worlds greatest green chile Burritos….

Seriously, amazing, the best Burritos ever… they were just fucking scrummy!

Then we went for a stroll in the night air at the park, we ended up climbing a tree over the lake (saw a turtle) and then sat there kissing in the branches for a while (and had a strange ”have we done this before’ moment)…. after that we went for a play in the kids playground, we swung on the swings, slid on the slides and monkeyed around on the monkey bars (yes we are both 8 years old!) but love was definatley in the air!

As of right now, we have just got out of the shower and are both sat at our respective computers, checking out eBay/ABI bids & twitter… at some stage I am going to have to moleste her (it’s not all romance with me you know!)

SO, I am just here to say hi…. HI !! 

I will leave you with this thought, If a fat person falls over in the woods, does anyone hear the tress laugh?

Goodnight all,

Andy

I know, I know… I am trying to finish the podcast!!!

The first one is the hardest, we are workng on graphics & sound, plus I am learning as I go (and I know I have to continue our love story!) but it took ages last night, we have a format and it works …but we need to add some fine touches (which I am also learning as I go) but when its done, the next one will be easy!

Today, Kylie is working on the hosting site (as we speak) so just keep believing, we will finish it we promise!  (he said with head in hands)

Anyway, today I was repremanded by my big sister, so if you are reading this Louise I am sorry, I will make more of an effort….. (I am great brother really!)….!!!

And on that note, I am going to go (I would tell you the sex story from last night but I can’t mention sex in the same blog as my sister, its just wierd!!)

Andy

PS here’s a hot photo of Kylie though! (one of my all time favorites)

SO its afternoon now!

I spend a while on a friday morning tweeting #FF… its always highly amuzing coming up with different straplines (& eyebrow gags for derrick!)

Anyway, we continue with the podcast editing and so today’s blog will be short as I have much to do! Just a quick mention of yesterdays adventure:

Me & Kylie went over to pay the deposit on our new place, so fucking excited, I cant wait to move in, OUR FIRST LOVE NEST AS MAN AND WIFE!!! How fucking awesome is that…. and it has a pool!!

Then we went to see Mischa, unfortunatley her dog Hannah (of 12 years) died the other day, so it was big hugs all round, however, she is going to be our new neighbour so hopefully that will help the healing process.

After that we nipped on over to grab our bank info, cards etc, for our new JOINT bank account (can you tell even the little things excite me!) but I didn’t have a card ready, there was only Kylie’s…. WTF! must call them today & act snotty!!

Then, we ended up going to a mexican restaurant & having enchilladas… and a good time was had by all. Finally, On the drive home (it was night time) I pulled into a secluded park and (how can i put this?) raped her…. violently! I know you are thinking, ”you can’t do that!” but I did…. 3 times!! she fucking loves it…. (and that will be my defence in court!)

When we eventually got home, I then made her come a couple of times by doing ridiculously perverted things to her with 3 toys (yes at the same time)…. then Angel food cake, cuppa tea & Sleep!

And with that story I must now leave & finish off these graphics, check back for info on the podcast when i get it posted…

Andy

Morning all,

It’s nice to see that so many people agreed with my little playboy rant last night, some of the comments on twitter were genius… @ali_223 was particularly amuzing, me & Kylie had a good chuckle when we got up!

Anyway, moving on, today sees us heading on over to ‘The Valley’ to sign the lease on our new apartment, I can’t wait to start the move, me & Kylie will have our very own love nest… it seems to good to be true!

It’s not that living at the fallout shelter isn’t fun (which it is!) It’s just, you know, we need our own space to errr… ‘do our own thing’ (which amongst other things, involves very loud sex!)

So, right now we are checking out eBay, twittering & other morning type duties (pancakes are on the menu this morning!) and then we are off out to meet Sally (the landlord, crazy but incredibly friendly squirrel women).. so I will say goodbye for the time being!

Andy

PS Last night btw… OMG!!! What a dirty girl she is!!! 😉

SO I am listening to playboy radio tonight (as I often do) and I have to say, it was unintentionally the funniest show I have ever heard….

(I think) the basic premise of the show is Rednecks phone in and then wank off!

And how do they achieve this amazing feat? They get a porno chick to describe a sexual encounter to the caller & then encourage them to explain what they (the caller) would do to them, so this evening I have learnt:

• A ”loogie’ is excellent lube!
• Failing that, chewing tobacco is a useful aternative!
• Women like their stomachs to be filled with piss!
• Being sat on the toilet with your Penis ‘dangerously’ close to the water is a real turn on!
• Small tits only use is to be wacked with your cock (and bruised)!
• Dirty Enema water is fun!
• Puking is really hot!
• ….and finally ”Gardening for Anus” (I actually don’t know what that means but I thought I would mention it)

Errr… and that’s about it, I can’t believe that after all these years, I didn’t know these simple facts! (It’s either that or the programming director is on holiday, or stupid, or deaf, or just really likes the sound of Rednecks jerking off!)

EITHERWAY, I JUST DON’T GET IT!

So please Mr Playboy radio programme director man, please stop, I mean OK, it was funny for a while but I’m bored now, there’s only so much Redneck homoerotisism I can take from my radio… infact I’ve just discovered it’s only an hour!

Lets get back to the ”radio presenters” & DJ’s who can actually converse about things, have a laugh & chat with the listeners about amusing, dirty or interesting subjects… trust me (and call me crazy) it makes good radio!

Here endeth the lesson

Andy

So, today Kylie taught me how to rollerblade, it was a tough challenge but as she is a very good teacher (read into that what you will) by the end of the first hour I was rollerbladin around the warehouse like a champ! (ok, not a champ but I WAS better!)

I cannot do her ‘teaching prowess’ any justice by describing it…. so enjoy the pictorial!

Andy

I have been meaning to blog all day….

But I have been sorting out the post for hours… loads of eBay stuff to mail, so I am on my way out!

I am also supposed to be having a dungeon sex fest at some stage when i return ….so I might not be blogging for a while!!!

Andy