Hi…

It’s Wednesday evening & I have spent all day packaging, printing & mailing for Kylie’s store (give or take) I have sent out roughly 25 things to day! ….But you know, If people want nekkid photos & videos of my wife getting railed, who am I to argue!!!

Anyway, we got up this morning (I will cover last nights antics towards the end of this blog) made breakfast (pancakes!) & then phoned my Dad back in England …it’s his 70th Birthday today & so I thought it was about time he spoke to his new daughter in law…. And they hit it off instantly, chatting away about his birthday, (we sent him a framed wedding photo) how they both are looking forward to meeting each other & then err…me (apparently they are going to gossip about me when I’m not around!)

So, after speaking with Dad for a while, catching up on transatlantic news, we said our goodbyes & then it was back to work…. on eBay eBay eBay!

So then, last night…..

Now if you remember (or see previous blog), I was taking some photos of Kylie for her fans, just random ones, some are nekkid, some are semi nekkid, some have her with items of clothes on that they have bought from her… all kinds really, also, whenever we do this, I always take some shots just for us, just for fun…. that’s usually when trouble starts!!!

So next thing you know, we are on the roof, she’s nekkid, I have a hard one, she is wet through, I am on top of her in the blazing sun, she is grinding away on me & then I am dragging her downstairs & banging the crap out of her…and Jesus Christ was I!!!! It was incredible, I threw her around the bedroom like a rag doll!! Then, after a while, she starts to get fiesty & has climbed on top of me, trying to split herself in half!

Anyway, after about an hour (and 3 abused holes later!) I end up being head down, between her legs filling her with toys & she uses my face and chest as target practice, while she gushes like ‘Old faithfull’ !!

(Insert time period here) of mayhem had gone by, I had balls like prunes, my jaw had been knocked out of it’s socket, she was drenched & the angels were singing…..we are both exhausted!

Post sex exhaustion (and rehinging my jaw… she has a mean right hook!!) we decided to go to the store, however, we were still fuck drunk & by the time we got to the store we were in the mood again (funny how crazy sex does that isn’t it?) anyway, to the dismay of other shoppers, we ‘played’ around whilst we shopped, (she nearly got nailed to the soup counter at one point!) …but eventually we finished our purchases, headed back home, got in the door, unpacked & started all over again!

After about another hour or so (i have no idea!), my thirst was quenched (literally!)… and she was nearly swimming out the room, we just lay there talking, amazed that I wasn’t ejaculating dust, astounded that she can produce so much liquid & basically just plain knackered!!!

(A bit of advice, when knackered and running on empty… have soup, it’s great after sex food!)

We then watched Ricky Gervais ‘Fame’ on DVD and cuddled up on the sofa acting like a couple of love birds!

Then we slept….ok, no we didn’t sleep, we fucked, did I mention that soup is good pre-sex food as well? (side note: me & Kylie have been sat here trying to decide what we actually did before we slept, it might have been ‘my hand’ related, or ‘huge dildo’ related butwe can’t decide, sorry… it was something, something big, whatever, the point is we were fucking again!)… and THEN sex coma!! PS and yes dust does come out after a while!

Ohh, whilst on the subject, there is something else i need to mention, we a ‘moment’ this afternoon.. and by ‘moment’ I mean I dragged her into the bedroom (after banging her in her office) & physically abused her, she accidently (so she says) smashed me in the mouth & chipped one of my front teeth!!! (dont try this at home kids!) So if anyone knows a good dentist (a FREE good dentist, or one I can pay in porn) then let me know!

Ok, I hope that kinda explains why the blog is running late, cause that’s about it for today… as an added treat, I thought i would add some of the photos from yesterday as well, actually, there are 2 reasons why I am adding photos:

1. I am just showing off! My wife is the most beautiful woman in the world, I want the world to know! (sigh, she is SOOO fucking beautiful)
2. I took some pretty good photos, so eat your heart out David Bailey!

And on that note, I say goodnight,  hope you enjoy the photos, you all should get some sleep (and don’t forget the Porn/dentist request thing!)

Andy

Morning my happy campers… welcome to Tuesday!

Obviously eBay & Stormtrooper madness filled the day yesterday (although we did have a game of move the armoured car after diner!) so due to sales from Kylie’s store, today is posting day again…. she is such a popular lady!

Also on the agenda is a few polaroid shots for fans (which usually means I ”get  me some”) and today will be no exception, we have the fallout shelter to ourselves… so it’s dungeon time!

In other news, Kylie looks hot, I am wearing a skirt & it’s actually quite cloudy today, still warm but a bit overcast! ooohhh, whilst I forget, if Amber is reading this, then don’t be lonely little lady, there is always Skype if you want a chat, me & K are around… so hit us up over the web!

Back soon hopefully with some dity stories!)

Andy

PS Podcast I know… tonight I will work on it!

Me & Kylie built a stormtrooper today!!!

I will let this photo speak for itself!

Andy

PS Sorry, I can only publish the ‘edited version’ …but you get the idea!

Morning all,

Today we have so much to do, we kinda lost yesterday (see previous blog) so we are playing catch up, eBay/abibids/part 10/ the podcast are all behind now!! So I am gonna quickly tell you about last night…

Kylie tried to kill me! Really fucking intense… OMG!!! Amazing! I am aching all over, my knees are killing me but SOOO worth it, seriously I am knackered!

Anyway, I had better crack on, hope you like the new blog format (btw the photo in the header was taken by Kylie, awesome huh?)….. it makes it easier to read I think, the story of me & Kylie is now seperate in the category section (on the right)….

Speak in a bit

Andy

Ignoring the fact, I am married to a beautiful world famous pornstar, I live in a dungeon & most of my friends have sex for a living…. LA still manages to find ways to surprize me!!!

Today, me & Kylie (have I mentioned how beautiful she is today?) heard a commotion outside & then soon discovered via twitter that they are filming the new new Wicked pictures film on the 6th Street bridge (outside were we live)…. eventually the tweets & noise got the better of us & so we decided to go for a mooch and investigate!

When we turned up on set, there was a motorcycle cop guarding the entrance and no sooner had she saw him, Kylie had wandered over & blagged her way in (I was impressed at her cander!)….

Then we ran into Derrick Pierce (who is in the film) & his lovely girlfriend Kayme Kai, Kylie movd on todo some air kissing & hugging to various industry people and then they started rolling!

Background Info: The film is called Speed and is based around motorbikes, Derrick is in a Motorbike Gang & organised them all to be on set, it was like Fast & the Furious but with Bikes, loads and loads of Bikes!

Anyway, we were suddenly extras in the movie, The scene was Derrick starting a race with 2 hot chicks on Bikes (one of them is Jessica Drake, she gave Kylie a big hug when she saw her and said ”OMG, Is that THE Ady Appleton!!”) he had to chat them up & so on…. basically, whoever won the race got to fuck him! We had to whoop and cheer & look like Biker types!

After the race, Derrick’s Character then offered himself up as the prize, to which he was whole heartedly blown out because these 2 girls were more interested in each other!!! Then we had to laugh and sneer and basically make fun of him! It was hilarious to be a part of, we took loads of photos & had a great time (in the blistering heat)… but it just goes to show how surreal LA can be, one minutes you are on twitter, the next you are on the set of a porn movie acting like a biker!!!

And that’s the story of Sunday so far… let’s see what else happens, its still only 9.00pm!!!

Andy

PS And i havent even mentioned fisting Kylie’s ass last night!!!!

What a great day, the sun was in the sky, Kylie did some awesome graphics on the podcast website, then went onto cook the worlds greatest green chile Burritos….

Seriously, amazing, the best Burritos ever… they were just fucking scrummy!

Then we went for a stroll in the night air at the park, we ended up climbing a tree over the lake (saw a turtle) and then sat there kissing in the branches for a while (and had a strange ”have we done this before’ moment)…. after that we went for a play in the kids playground, we swung on the swings, slid on the slides and monkeyed around on the monkey bars (yes we are both 8 years old!) but love was definatley in the air!

As of right now, we have just got out of the shower and are both sat at our respective computers, checking out eBay/ABI bids & twitter… at some stage I am going to have to moleste her (it’s not all romance with me you know!)

SO, I am just here to say hi…. HI !! 

I will leave you with this thought, If a fat person falls over in the woods, does anyone hear the tress laugh?

Goodnight all,

Andy

I know, I know… I am trying to finish the podcast!!!

The first one is the hardest, we are workng on graphics & sound, plus I am learning as I go (and I know I have to continue our love story!) but it took ages last night, we have a format and it works …but we need to add some fine touches (which I am also learning as I go) but when its done, the next one will be easy!

Today, Kylie is working on the hosting site (as we speak) so just keep believing, we will finish it we promise!  (he said with head in hands)

Anyway, today I was repremanded by my big sister, so if you are reading this Louise I am sorry, I will make more of an effort….. (I am great brother really!)….!!!

And on that note, I am going to go (I would tell you the sex story from last night but I can’t mention sex in the same blog as my sister, its just wierd!!)

Andy

PS here’s a hot photo of Kylie though! (one of my all time favorites)

SO its afternoon now!

I spend a while on a friday morning tweeting #FF… its always highly amuzing coming up with different straplines (& eyebrow gags for derrick!)

Anyway, we continue with the podcast editing and so today’s blog will be short as I have much to do! Just a quick mention of yesterdays adventure:

Me & Kylie went over to pay the deposit on our new place, so fucking excited, I cant wait to move in, OUR FIRST LOVE NEST AS MAN AND WIFE!!! How fucking awesome is that…. and it has a pool!!

Then we went to see Mischa, unfortunatley her dog Hannah (of 12 years) died the other day, so it was big hugs all round, however, she is going to be our new neighbour so hopefully that will help the healing process.

After that we nipped on over to grab our bank info, cards etc, for our new JOINT bank account (can you tell even the little things excite me!) but I didn’t have a card ready, there was only Kylie’s…. WTF! must call them today & act snotty!!

Then, we ended up going to a mexican restaurant & having enchilladas… and a good time was had by all. Finally, On the drive home (it was night time) I pulled into a secluded park and (how can i put this?) raped her…. violently! I know you are thinking, ”you can’t do that!” but I did…. 3 times!! she fucking loves it…. (and that will be my defence in court!)

When we eventually got home, I then made her come a couple of times by doing ridiculously perverted things to her with 3 toys (yes at the same time)…. then Angel food cake, cuppa tea & Sleep!

And with that story I must now leave & finish off these graphics, check back for info on the podcast when i get it posted…

Andy

Morning all,

It’s nice to see that so many people agreed with my little playboy rant last night, some of the comments on twitter were genius… @ali_223 was particularly amuzing, me & Kylie had a good chuckle when we got up!

Anyway, moving on, today sees us heading on over to ‘The Valley’ to sign the lease on our new apartment, I can’t wait to start the move, me & Kylie will have our very own love nest… it seems to good to be true!

It’s not that living at the fallout shelter isn’t fun (which it is!) It’s just, you know, we need our own space to errr… ‘do our own thing’ (which amongst other things, involves very loud sex!)

So, right now we are checking out eBay, twittering & other morning type duties (pancakes are on the menu this morning!) and then we are off out to meet Sally (the landlord, crazy but incredibly friendly squirrel women).. so I will say goodbye for the time being!

Andy

PS Last night btw… OMG!!! What a dirty girl she is!!! 😉