So Naughty America are at the Warehouse today… they are currently in our bedroom & office filming sex scenes, the surreal life continues…..

Apart from that its just another day in the life, the plan for today is posting stuff, collecting stuff & organising stuff, you know basic kinda stuff!

Will keep you all updated as the day progresses….

Andy

PS I keep waking Kylie up early by accident (well mostly by accident) in the morning… she gets grumpy!

Well part 9 took me ages!!!

I also didn’t upload all the photos I had (some kind of bitmap issue!)… apart from that we had quite a relaxing day, Kylie sorted out her mums laptop, driving license & other menial stuff… whilst I carried on with eBay, made breakfast/diner etc, so all in all no much to report!

Oh yeah we fucked loads today actually….really intense stuff, it all started last night and just flowed through the day!!!

Changing the subject for a second I forgot to mention yesterdays eBay adventure….. I had to do the post for all the eBay stuff & Kylie’s store orders but the post office wouldn’t take em because they thought I might be the Uni bomber!!… so long story short, I had to go on a tour of different californian post offices to post them all, luckily at the 2nd one I visited the kind postal worker there took them all, so a lucky escape….

And thats as rock and roll as it gets today…. so gonna try and bang Kylie one last time before bed, sleep tight everyone!

Andy

PS Oh & fuck it… here are some photos I took of my beautiful girl from the last week or so …. enjoy!

So I haven’t blogged in nearly 2 days!!! I know!!! ….I also know I need to do part 9!!! sorry but been really busy, so tomorrow I am planning an hour (although it takes me about 2 and a half) to do it… !!

So what have i been upto? …. Well today I have been posting out Kylie’s eBay stuff & some other backlogged stuff from her store (rock n roll!)so that we are all upto date with stuff  (and how many times can ‘stuff’ be used in a sentence!)

Err, what else? ….had a stomach bug which I must have got in Miami, thats been fun! (fuck I have nothing to tell you!!)

Oh! On a more pervier note: Kylie was on a shoot today with Amber & Nikki, she took 38 inches of snake dildo up her ass (I had held the record of sticking 33 inches in her) …..so when she came home I had to take the record back… she can now take 41 inches (Go team Andy!!)

And on that note I say goodnight, prepare for part 9 tomorrow!

Andy

PS Actually, as a final aside I wonder whatever happened to the chubby,gay, makeup canadian geezer… he seems to have vanished, we are gonna have to find someone else to tak the piss out of now!

It’s fucking raining…. WTF!

So I get rain but no Fish & Chip shops… doesn’t sem quite right to me, but hey ho, there you go, it’s still quite warm so fuck it!

Not much to report today, Flight home was good, went for Mexican food afterwards & then in bed by midnight… Although we were discussing part 9 of the story on the plane & have decided to make the Kensington week all one story as even though we have ”the book” it will just flow better so I am gonna start on that part tonight (promise)

OK, so I am sorting out eBay today, loads of stuff to mail out….

Speak soon

Andy

Hey everybody…..

So yesterday was fun, Miami is kick ass, fist day at Exxxotica was surreal but a lot of fun, met some really fucking cool people, a few fans & basically ”kept if real” !!!!

So err, lots of semi naked people go to Porn conventions then …..and some strange people (and some strange semi naked people!) but all in all awesome, Ethan & Lexi are a lot of fun to hang out with, Sean Michaels is a really fuckin nice guy & Nina Hartley is just plain crazy (but in a nice way).. ooh & Ginger Lynn’s Dad…. a great fella!

Kylie’s seminar went well, started off quiet but it got busy eventually & she took the roof off (she is so fucking ballsy, she doesn’t give a fuck!!) then she signed some DVD’s & pics for all the fans in the Legends booth, seriously everybody was awesome….

After the show we went for some Sushi & then (yeah you know…) eventually going to bad about 3ish….slept like a log, the hotel has memory foam beds, mmmm…sleepy.

Today we spent all day it the pool (after sex) had a couple of burgers, went & sat in bamboo garden (had sex…twice) and we are now currently getting ready for Exxxotica day 2, tonight Kylie is doing a PA at a swingers club (there are a few of us going) which I am a bit apprehensive of due to 2 reasons 1. The last swingers club I went to was populated by Rose & Fred West lookalikes1 2. I have been fucked senseless by Kylie all day and am in serious amounts of pain, i can just about raise a smile!!!

Anyway… tomorrows blog will be interesting to say the least!

Until then, wish me luck

Andy

Wow its hot… wet & hot!

So I forgot to mention last night that we announced officially that me & Kylie are married (infact married 4 weeks today!)…… Twitter went crazy but all in all a good response, loads of well wishers, I am definatley feeling the love =)

Back to today, we woke up to err… the running theme & then i went out to find food, so far Kylie is in the shower getting all ‘pornified’ for todays convention plus & she has a seminar on ”are women more hardcore than men?” (which i am REALLY looking forward to….)

I also can’t wait to meet some of her fans, a few follow me on twitter and they all seem really nice, so that should be fun… but I will keep you posted on todays events as they develop.

Meanwhile, I need a shower

Andy

PS was planning on part 9 after Miami cause there’s too much going on to stop & write….. haven’t forgotten don’t worry!

Hi, this is a quick one…

So we didn’t sleep last night, we fucked like mad!

We then set off to Miami, met up with Ethan & Lexi & fell asleep on the plane (the movie was ‘The tooth Fairy; its was awful!!!) Was gonna wake up Kylie to join the mile high club but she looked so cute, so gonna give it a whirl on way home!

Anyway, we had a driver take us to Hotel, got in and err (yes you guessed it) had sex…. then we met Lexi & Ethan & the pool, met some porno people & wet for Sushi…

After returning to hotel to get changed (again) we had really fucking rough sex, Kylie actually knocked me out!!! (she does like raping me….although not as much as I do!) and then we went out to a Porn party with everyone starring at Exxxotica Miami, it was really cool, we had a couple of drinks & then went for a stroll down south beach…. we had lots of love moments, it was beautiful, Kylie looked amazing… love love love.

Then we found cheesecake and brought it back to the hotel, we are now all kinds of nekkid & about to get into bed, I think i am going to shower her with love and hugs tonight because I am such the smitten kitten…. posted a couple of photos on twitter & facebook if you wanna look….

Meanwhile, Exxotica starts tomorrow so will keep you all posted on events

Andy

Wow!!! I really don’t have time to blog…. its 12.15am and we gotta set off for airport in 3 hours!

So a quick rundown of the day(ish)… made a chicken & bacon salad, pushed a tank, watched Kylie getting Nekkid for 2 hours, made a cup of tea, about to finish packing, rampant filth, shower… airport!

Speak soon

Andy

So, me & Kylie got talking after last nights filth fest….. (hence the ‘seriously you all should be impressed’ comment!)

Anyway, we were talking about group sex & doing stuff with other people (we have been ducking in & out of this subject for weeks) and we have decided that we are too selfish to share…. is that bad?

We always planned on it but the problem is the stuff we get up to is so fucking awesome, yet so bad and so totally fucked up (with so much love!) we don’t want anyone else involved…. we just don’t, Kylie doesn’t want to share (well who would!) because she wants to keep me seperate from porn & all for herself & I don’t wanna share (I dont count the porn because its work, long story, i seperate it… but it is just work!) because I just dont wanna fuck anyone else…. now I know what some of you are thinking and yes it’s still Andy typing but I seriously have no interest in other women, my heart & my head are so totally focused on Kylie, I actually don’t think I COULD even if I was willing!!!!

So there it is, is this selfish or is this just what comes with such an intense emotional & physical connection?

Answers on a postcard please!

Andy

seriously you all should be impressed with what we’ve just done!

And now sleep!

Andy & Kylie