SO its afternoon now!

I spend a while on a friday morning tweeting #FF… its always highly amuzing coming up with different straplines (& eyebrow gags for derrick!)

Anyway, we continue with the podcast editing and so today’s blog will be short as I have much to do! Just a quick mention of yesterdays adventure:

Me & Kylie went over to pay the deposit on our new place, so fucking excited, I cant wait to move in, OUR FIRST LOVE NEST AS MAN AND WIFE!!! How fucking awesome is that…. and it has a pool!!

Then we went to see Mischa, unfortunatley her dog Hannah (of 12 years) died the other day, so it was big hugs all round, however, she is going to be our new neighbour so hopefully that will help the healing process.

After that we nipped on over to grab our bank info, cards etc, for our new JOINT bank account (can you tell even the little things excite me!) but I didn’t have a card ready, there was only Kylie’s…. WTF! must call them today & act snotty!!

Then, we ended up going to a mexican restaurant & having enchilladas… and a good time was had by all. Finally, On the drive home (it was night time) I pulled into a secluded park and (how can i put this?) raped her…. violently! I know you are thinking, ”you can’t do that!” but I did…. 3 times!! she fucking loves it…. (and that will be my defence in court!)

When we eventually got home, I then made her come a couple of times by doing ridiculously perverted things to her with 3 toys (yes at the same time)…. then Angel food cake, cuppa tea & Sleep!

And with that story I must now leave & finish off these graphics, check back for info on the podcast when i get it posted…

Andy

Morning all,

It’s nice to see that so many people agreed with my little playboy rant last night, some of the comments on twitter were genius… @ali_223 was particularly amuzing, me & Kylie had a good chuckle when we got up!

Anyway, moving on, today sees us heading on over to ‘The Valley’ to sign the lease on our new apartment, I can’t wait to start the move, me & Kylie will have our very own love nest… it seems to good to be true!

It’s not that living at the fallout shelter isn’t fun (which it is!) It’s just, you know, we need our own space to errr… ‘do our own thing’ (which amongst other things, involves very loud sex!)

So, right now we are checking out eBay, twittering & other morning type duties (pancakes are on the menu this morning!) and then we are off out to meet Sally (the landlord, crazy but incredibly friendly squirrel women).. so I will say goodbye for the time being!

Andy

PS Last night btw… OMG!!! What a dirty girl she is!!! 😉

SO I am listening to playboy radio tonight (as I often do) and I have to say, it was unintentionally the funniest show I have ever heard….

(I think) the basic premise of the show is Rednecks phone in and then wank off!

And how do they achieve this amazing feat? They get a porno chick to describe a sexual encounter to the caller & then encourage them to explain what they (the caller) would do to them, so this evening I have learnt:

• A ”loogie’ is excellent lube!
• Failing that, chewing tobacco is a useful aternative!
• Women like their stomachs to be filled with piss!
• Being sat on the toilet with your Penis ‘dangerously’ close to the water is a real turn on!
• Small tits only use is to be wacked with your cock (and bruised)!
• Dirty Enema water is fun!
• Puking is really hot!
• ….and finally ”Gardening for Anus” (I actually don’t know what that means but I thought I would mention it)

Errr… and that’s about it, I can’t believe that after all these years, I didn’t know these simple facts! (It’s either that or the programming director is on holiday, or stupid, or deaf, or just really likes the sound of Rednecks jerking off!)

EITHERWAY, I JUST DON’T GET IT!

So please Mr Playboy radio programme director man, please stop, I mean OK, it was funny for a while but I’m bored now, there’s only so much Redneck homoerotisism I can take from my radio… infact I’ve just discovered it’s only an hour!

Lets get back to the ”radio presenters” & DJ’s who can actually converse about things, have a laugh & chat with the listeners about amusing, dirty or interesting subjects… trust me (and call me crazy) it makes good radio!

Here endeth the lesson

Andy

So, today Kylie taught me how to rollerblade, it was a tough challenge but as she is a very good teacher (read into that what you will) by the end of the first hour I was rollerbladin around the warehouse like a champ! (ok, not a champ but I WAS better!)

I cannot do her ‘teaching prowess’ any justice by describing it…. so enjoy the pictorial!

Andy

I have been meaning to blog all day….

But I have been sorting out the post for hours… loads of eBay stuff to mail, so I am on my way out!

I am also supposed to be having a dungeon sex fest at some stage when i return ….so I might not be blogging for a while!!!

Andy

I always feel sorry for Tuesday because its such a non event…. We all hate Monday, Wednesday is midweek, Thursday is one day away from Friday, Friday is the start of the weekend… (Sat & Sun speak for themselves)

So let’s all give Tuesday a big hug! 

On todays agenda, whilst Kylie is out & about running errands I will be finishing off our podcast….then starting on the Friday night 3way! At this stage I don’t know if the first stage is possible, however I am going to attempt to finish it & get it posted, we shall see….

In other news, the weather is as shit hot as ever (YAY!) I had a rant about Scottish footy fans on facebook & twitter (cunts!) plus Sarah Ferguson has proved yet again that she is a pissed up, money grabbing fatty! (See Oprah)

And that is all that Tuesday has to offer so far…

Until later

Andy

PS part 10, coming soon, blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada (I promise)

This one is just for me really, I just wanna store my URL for eBay …but if you are interested, here’s my page:

http://tinyurl.com/2fae23a

Infact, fuck it, I should add it to my blog opening page!

Anyway ….err I think apart from ebay the only ‘interesting’ fact of the day is that Kylie baked some scones today, so the whole ”whore in the bedroom, angel in the kitchen” thing really does apply to her (although, thinking about it, she is pretty much a whore in every room!) but you get what i trying to say….

To finish off this blog, I know by now, some of you are thinking, ”where the fuck is part 10?” …I WILL DO IT I PROMISE… I am as busy as fuck, I have 2 PODCASTS TO FINISH!!!! (although eBay is done for a week!) so I am gonna go!

Andy

PS I never posted a pic did I? (see last blog or below)

PPS Damn it, there was one last thing I forgot to mention, I can’t remember… Damn it! I fucking hate it when that happens!! …. oh fuck it, see you tomorrow!

Hi everyone,

It’s Memorial day, a day everyone pays respect to the armed forces (and good on em I say, they all really deserve it)…. for the UK readers, its kinda like a bank holiday combined with rememberance day.

So, today the weather continues to be as hot as hell, everything is closed and therefore me & Kylie are eBaying some old stuff….

Last night btw I absolutley banged the crap out of Kylie (I think I am still a bit fuck drunk to be fair….) it all started off with me taking the nekkid photos of her for fans and then it REALLY just got out of hand, I mean it’s not surprising she is FUCKING AMAZING in the sack but seriously…. she is better than that, the chemistry we have & the things we do to each other !!! It’s Terrible!!! (Go team Andy!)

Anyway, we fell asleep in each other arms afterwards and then slept like a log (If Kylie is reading this I have omitted the conversation we had whilst I was asleep… that doesn’t count!)

So moving on, you should all check out eBay by the way, we have posted some really cool stuff on there, Wicked Pictures bowling shirts etc (Corruption on blu-ray with a ‘signed by the cast’ original script is pretty awesome)….

Infact I should go and continue to post stuff & at some stage today (if you’re lucky) I will edit a photo from last night and post it below (just so you can see how hot Kylie looked!)

Until then, enjoy your day

Andy

OK, a quick round up….

Derrick & Kayme have just left, the first Friday night 3way is recorded… it was gooood! I have also finished editing mine & Kylie’s podcast, all I have to do is add graphics & render, it shouldn’t take me THAT long & then I can post it up, then i will do the same with Friday night 3way so both of em are up this week!

So, right now gonna take nekkid photos of Kylie for her fans… then I am gonna fuck her up!

That is all… until tomorrow! …sleep tight

Andy

To quote TuPac  ”I’m up early in the mornin, breath stinking as I’m yawnin …. just another sunny day in California”

SO TRUE,  WHAT AN AMAZING DAY…. (side note: I started this blog like 2 hours ago but Ethan & Lexi are here & Lexi is all kinds of nekkid!… so I suppose I should now put ”just another strange day in California!)

So, errr, where was I? Oh Yes… it’s as hot as fuck, the sun is blazing & all is good, I mentioned yesterday that Derrick & Kayme were coming over today & therfore the podcast studio is all set up but what I didn’t mention is that I haven’t finished editing ours!!! Me & Kylie got talking last night & then ended up on the roof chatting for hours… then sex happened (so you can sue me… fuck it, I will do it today!)

To summarize, Lexi is nekkid, Kylie is moving sofas around and that is all really, just thought Iwould share the glorious sunshine with you (and also get to piss off everybody in England!)

Will be back in abit

Andy