Jun 13 2010

How do I Summarize part 10 (b)

Hi.. I’m back, so prepare for some great book quotes….

So, we are on Tuesday (day 3 at Marble Arch) and we had slept in, so much so, that by the time we caught up with Amber it was early evening and had ended up at the noodle place again (you just gotta love noodles!)… Whilst there, we had a long chat about me & Kylie, Amber was really sweet & talked about how different Kylie seemed & how much of a difference I had made to her life, it was wonderful to hear, it is safe to say that I got on with Amber, she was great (and we are still good buddies, she is a diamond!) Anyway, we finished off the noodles and went back to the hotel, Amber was busy so we said our goodbyes for the day & headed up to the room…. Chaos then ensued!

Me & Kylie nearly killed each other this evening, to cut a long story short we had this rape / murder fantasy scenario that we kept teasing each other with and it ended up being let out the bag! Basically i kept choking her until she lost conciousness & then threatening to kill her as she slipped away!! Kylie then would come round to me & try fight me off (and lose badly!)…. we talked the most offensive shit to each other, it was quite dramatic (and trust me, if you are thinking WTF!… I have edited this down, it was worse that that!) Anyway, we eventually fell asleep for about an hour or so, I was feeling really insecure when i woke up (we had messed with each others heads so much!) so we talked about the whole situtation & some of the things we said & did to each other and by the end of it, all was well with the world, Kylie convinced me that it was all just another part of our journey (seriously, I felt bad for forcing myself on her even though it was pre-arranged) although I have no issues doing it now, she loves it!…We ended the conversation by having more sex and then I finished her off with 2 dildos! (again, edited but I wrote this session down play by play in ‘the book’ ….I ended the paragraph with ”An amazing fuck!!”)

Ok, we are now on Wednesday (day 4) which involved a date we nicknamed ”Romantic pie diner!” .. this was the day when we went and had pies in Selfridges food hall… we just sat there with 2 little boxes of pies (with mashed potato!) in one of the busiest stores in London like we were the only people on earth! IT WAS so romantic… it really was, we just stared at each other and shared pies…. we talked about us, about what we were going to do in LA and about excited we were knowing that we would be back together only a month after she left… (I am sat here thinking about how far we have come since then, i also have the biggest smile in the world right now, i remember every word she said to me that day… it was a great moment)

SO, Thursday came around, this is what I wrote in the book, it says it best:

We took some photos
We have adopted Amber & regularly feed her
I chewed on Kylie for about an hour!
We had sex in the shower… with foam burst gel!
We went for an Italian with Amber
Fucked like crazy
Double a**l, double V**
F***ed her pussy… (thats not fucked!!)
She stuck her ….(I am not gonna finish this bit but I have a great photo of it!!!)

And that was Thursday!!! get the picture….?

(Yet another side note: At this moment in time it’s 11.55pm & I need sex… so am gonna go and attack Kylie, I will finish this bit soon!!)

Andy

Jun 13 2010

How do I summarize part 10 (a)

I know its been a while, I apologise but sitting down to write the story of me & kylie takes ages & recently, I really haven’t had 2 or 3 hours spare…. Anyway, I will stop apologising and continue!

So, we had had or last day in Kensington, I had cooked everything left in the Kitchen, we had eaten, booked a new hotel (try finding a decent hotel in London for 3 weeks) & before you know it, we had jumped in a taxi and were on our way to the new location (Marble Arch) for our final week together!

OK, It was Sunday afternoon, Kylie’s friend Amber (who knew everything about us) was flying in from the USA, we had arranged to met her at the airport & bring her over to the hotel (where she was also staying) Anyway, we got to the hotel & checked in, there was a bit of confusion with the room & we had to wait for a bit but eventually we got upto the room, unpacked & set off on the tube to Heathrow airport.

A tube journey later and we are waiting at arrivals (I had bought the wrong tube tickets by the way!!) when Amber turns up she is a bit jet lagged with loads of luggage. This was my first impression of her: REALLY nice, talks loads, unbelievably friendly & loves horses…. and noodles!

SO I sat there, evesdropping, as Kylie & Amber talked and talked about life in LA, life in London, Horses & noodles ….all the way back to the hotel.

When we returned, there was more confusion about Amber checking in and so I nipped to the shop & got some Jelly Babies (a Tom Baker/Dr Who reference) & some pickled onion monster munch (which Kylie didn’t believe existed!) by the time everything was sorted, Amber needed sleep & so she went to her room, unpacked…. and then we went out for noodles!

Whilst in the noodle restaurant (that we nick named ‘Wigwams’… because the sign outside looked like it said Wigwam!) I discovered what its like to be in public with 2 porn stars… its fun! Every other word is ‘anal’ or some intense sex reference, which means if pay attention at everyone else in the restaurant, all you see is jaws dropping or mouths wide open, it was fucking hilarious!! (and the noodles were good)…. oooh, something else I remember about Amber is how much she can eat!!! seriously!!! she is really thin, REALLY THIN!! but she eats and eats and eats, I have no idea where she stores it!! It’s impressive to watch (and also quite confusing!) anyway by the time we had eaten, it was back to the hotel, Amber was tired, the jetlag had kicked in and she retired to her room. Me & Kylie then went back to our room… and (I stopped writing in the book for some reason, so I actually don’t know what we did!)

The next day, Amber & Kylie were busy for a couple of hours so I nipped to go & see the Banksy film ‘Exit through the gift shop’ at the most pretentious cinema I have every been to ‘The Curzon’… it was a REALLY cool place, the film was brilliant and so afterwards I headed back to the hotel to catch up with the Kylie on events with her & Amber….. That night Kylie got dressed up for me in MASSIVE HEALS & we ended up taking loads of photos in the mirror, it was HOT!! I eventually ended up fucking her with an N-Joy (it makes her squirt!) and err… well lets just say, it’s a good job I was thirsty!

After that (very wet!) event, we were sat in bed talking, about allsorts really but we stated talking about the fact we didn’t have much time left, we didn’t know what was going to happen when we left each other & when we would see each other again…. we had talked about her coming to England for a while to stay with me but that would have been ages away, as she has a job, a business & a whole different life. I couldn’t wait that long, I just couldn’t, I was SO in love with her, I didn’t want to spend months waiting (I mean I would have, it’s just that, I didn’t want to!)… Kylie felt the same, so we talked about me coming to LA & spending a few months together over there, infact we did more than talk about it, we set a date for me to go over, basically when she left, I was gonna follow her there a month later…. it was a relief to talk about, I was almost terrified thinking about life without her, we sat there in bed & eventually fell asleep in each others arms, content.

(Sidenote: its taken me hours to this bit, I keep getting distracted by life again… so I am gonna wrap it up after day 2 & pick it up on day 3 later this evening)

Andy

Jun 12 2010

Read Fridays… It’s more fun!

So today I got up early to watch England V USA!

WHAT THE FUCK!!! We played like shit, Rob Green is a knobber & all the players should be totally ashamed of themselves, we need to have a MAJOR rethink if we are gonna win anything, we should have destroyed the USA but yet again the players ego’s got in the way & team work was the victim!

So my advice is read yesterdays blog, all 3 parts because I need to chill out & stop ranting about football… I will be back at some point later (probably after I take out my frustration on Kylie’s ass) with some positive spin on all todays events!

Until then…

Andy

Jun 12 2010

Life’s a beach part 2

Hi, I’m back….

Just been going through the photos, how do I explain how they make me feel?!! How do I describe my life with Kylie?!! Wonderful, heavenly, amazing ,words don’t seem to cut it… they just don’t!

I am sat here so fucking happy…. I haven’t got the words, I need new ones, I honestly can’t tell you enough how much I love her, how much I love spending time with her & how happy she makes me… it makes you realise how little time we have, I wish Icould freeze time, it’s almost a shame we only met a few months ago, so much time wasted without her ….but I am gonna spend the rest of my life smiling, so that what I focus on.

Kylie, I know you read my blog, so I just want you to know that I love you, thanks for today, thanks for everyday, you are the one, my special girl…. I will always remember that. x

Ok, big sigh and moving on to part 2….

We finished the picnic, got out the blades (remember she has been teaching me upstairs in the warehouse)…. it was time for the big test, VENICE BEACH AND BACK!!!

And we were off, rollerblading down the beach, she was taking photos, I was trying to look cool, it was awesome (I didn’t fall over once!) well, i say that I actually fell over 3 times but that was on the way back!

When we got to the Venice Beach (where all the freaks hang out) we took off our rollerblades & walked barefoot through the shops, watching the wierdos being wierd, holding hands, Kylie was twirling occaisionally & we then got hustled by a wannabe rapper (for 4 bucks!)

On the way back, Kylie got me to walk in sand (sidenote: I hate walking in sand!!) she took photos, I took photos (we found a massive ‘K’) & then we found a bar so I could have a couple of beers & we could watch the sun go down…. but we ended up watching freaks, which turned into us discussing the general public & basically taking the piss out of tourists (well everyone really!) …It was hilarious!!!

After an hour or so, we decided to head back (the sun had vanished!) we strapped our blades back on and headed back to the car!

During the journey back, i took frequent trips to the ground (ouch) but all in all made it back in one piece, it was a great day out & a good time was had by all…. Oh and I took a piss on the beach!

And that, ladies & gentlemen, was ‘Andy & Kylie’s trip to the beach’… so without further ado, here is the pictorial version!

Andy

Jun 12 2010

Commercial break

While you wait for me to type up the next part (the one with tits!) here are some random images from ‘Andy & Kylie’s day at the beach’

Jun 11 2010

Life’s a beach and then you blog

Wow, It’s 11.14pm & we have just got back, here’s the story so far:

Last night we were supposed to go & see Ben’s photography exhibition but by the time we got there they had shut down (err.. 3 hours early you fuckers!) SO we decided to come home and fuck! (so not all bad!) Kylie looked amazing…. in fact, this is what she looked like….

The next day, we had a few errands to run, including a trip to the dermatologist (My psoriasis is murder at the mo!) so we thought it would be nice to spend a day at the beach, have a picnic & then Rollerblade along Santa Monica through to Venice beach….

I was in charge of food so I made us a Tomato & mozzarella salad followed by Pesto Chicken & Bacon linguine (I know, Gordon Ramsey has nothing on me!)… PLUS we had a couple of yoghurt & a BIG bar of Cadbury’s chocolate!

So, we nipped to over the Doctors, had a nightmare with Chase Bank (we forgot our pin number.. head slap!) & ended up at the beach, it was a lovely day, the sun was shining… we parked up & set ou our picnic on the grass.

It was scrummy (both Kylie & the food!)… and so we fell into the romance of it all, we ate, we cuddled, we kissed, we took some great photos of trees…. and then Kylie made Stonehenge out of Ice plants, she named it ”Ice planthenge”

As love was in the air, I also made Kylie a daisy chain…. and then molested her tits for a while!

After (quite a bit) of molestation, unfortunately, the daisy chain broke…. but not to be outdone by this event (and some quick thinking on my part) I decided to express my feelings in ”daisy form”

And the day just continued to get better… stay tuned for part 2 (which will be in about 10 minutes!!!)

Andy

Jun 10 2010

Thursday catch up!

Hi all,

Load of hits from yesterdays blog, which I am putting down to the revelation on twitter that I had semi nekkid pictures of Kylie (either that or you are all really interested in my Dad’s birthday!)… Anyway on todays agenda:

Following on from last night (errr… we were up having sex till 6 am, therefore we didn’t get up till about midday) we are just about to go over to ‘The Valley’ to get Kylie’s bloodwork done (it’s a porn thing) & then we are gonna race back to get ready for Ben Sparrows Photo exhibition!

Side note: Ben Sparrow is a photographer / Director that lives with us at the falloutshelter, you can check out his website at http://project1site.com/

As another side note, I forgot to mention on Tuesday that they were filming more scenes from Wicked pictures ‘Speed’ right ouside our bedroom, Kylie took some really good photos of a mock armoured car robberey & then got busted by the crew (see photos!)

So that all being said, we must go, I have to remind everyone that I haven’t forgotten about part 10 of our story, I must also finish the sound editing on the podcast…. you are all incredibly patient!

Until later

Andy

Jun 9 2010

Dad’s Birthday

Hi…

It’s Wednesday evening & I have spent all day packaging, printing & mailing for Kylie’s store (give or take) I have sent out roughly 25 things to day! ….But you know, If people want nekkid photos & videos of my wife getting railed, who am I to argue!!!

Anyway, we got up this morning (I will cover last nights antics towards the end of this blog) made breakfast (pancakes!) & then phoned my Dad back in England …it’s his 70th Birthday today & so I thought it was about time he spoke to his new daughter in law…. And they hit it off instantly, chatting away about his birthday, (we sent him a framed wedding photo) how they both are looking forward to meeting each other & then err…me (apparently they are going to gossip about me when I’m not around!)

So, after speaking with Dad for a while, catching up on transatlantic news, we said our goodbyes & then it was back to work…. on eBay eBay eBay!

So then, last night…..

Now if you remember (or see previous blog), I was taking some photos of Kylie for her fans, just random ones, some are nekkid, some are semi nekkid, some have her with items of clothes on that they have bought from her… all kinds really, also, whenever we do this, I always take some shots just for us, just for fun…. that’s usually when trouble starts!!!

So next thing you know, we are on the roof, she’s nekkid, I have a hard one, she is wet through, I am on top of her in the blazing sun, she is grinding away on me & then I am dragging her downstairs & banging the crap out of her…and Jesus Christ was I!!!! It was incredible, I threw her around the bedroom like a rag doll!! Then, after a while, she starts to get fiesty & has climbed on top of me, trying to split herself in half!

Anyway, after about an hour (and 3 abused holes later!) I end up being head down, between her legs filling her with toys & she uses my face and chest as target practice, while she gushes like ‘Old faithfull’ !!

(Insert time period here) of mayhem had gone by, I had balls like prunes, my jaw had been knocked out of it’s socket, she was drenched & the angels were singing…..we are both exhausted!

Post sex exhaustion (and rehinging my jaw… she has a mean right hook!!) we decided to go to the store, however, we were still fuck drunk & by the time we got to the store we were in the mood again (funny how crazy sex does that isn’t it?) anyway, to the dismay of other shoppers, we ‘played’ around whilst we shopped, (she nearly got nailed to the soup counter at one point!) …but eventually we finished our purchases, headed back home, got in the door, unpacked & started all over again!

After about another hour or so (i have no idea!), my thirst was quenched (literally!)… and she was nearly swimming out the room, we just lay there talking, amazed that I wasn’t ejaculating dust, astounded that she can produce so much liquid & basically just plain knackered!!!

(A bit of advice, when knackered and running on empty… have soup, it’s great after sex food!)

We then watched Ricky Gervais ‘Fame’ on DVD and cuddled up on the sofa acting like a couple of love birds!

Then we slept….ok, no we didn’t sleep, we fucked, did I mention that soup is good pre-sex food as well? (side note: me & Kylie have been sat here trying to decide what we actually did before we slept, it might have been ‘my hand’ related, or ‘huge dildo’ related butwe can’t decide, sorry… it was something, something big, whatever, the point is we were fucking again!)… and THEN sex coma!! PS and yes dust does come out after a while!

Ohh, whilst on the subject, there is something else i need to mention, we a ‘moment’ this afternoon.. and by ‘moment’ I mean I dragged her into the bedroom (after banging her in her office) & physically abused her, she accidently (so she says) smashed me in the mouth & chipped one of my front teeth!!! (dont try this at home kids!) So if anyone knows a good dentist (a FREE good dentist, or one I can pay in porn) then let me know!

Ok, I hope that kinda explains why the blog is running late, cause that’s about it for today… as an added treat, I thought i would add some of the photos from yesterday as well, actually, there are 2 reasons why I am adding photos:

I am just showing off! My wife is the most beautiful woman in the world, I want the world to know! (sigh, she is SOOO fucking beautiful)
I took some pretty good photos, so eat your heart out David Bailey!

And on that note, I say goodnight, hope you enjoy the photos, you all should get some sleep (and don’t forget the Porn/dentist request thing!)

Andy

Jun 8 2010

It’s Tuesday isn’t it?

Morning my happy campers… welcome to Tuesday!

Obviously eBay & Stormtrooper madness filled the day yesterday (although we did have a game of move the armoured car after diner!) so due to sales from Kylie’s store, today is posting day again…. she is such a popular lady!

Also on the agenda is a few polaroid shots for fans (which usually means I ”get me some”) and today will be no exception, we have the fallout shelter to ourselves… so it’s dungeon time!

In other news, Kylie looks hot, I am wearing a skirt & it’s actually quite cloudy today, still warm but a bit overcast! ooohhh, whilst I forget, if Amber is reading this, then don’t be lonely little lady, there is always Skype if you want a chat, me & K are around… so hit us up over the web!

Back soon hopefully with some dity stories!)

Andy

PS Podcast I know… tonight I will work on it!